Hydro

@DailyNoud @edmondlachance

BREAKING: RFK Jr.‘s voice back to normal after coughing really hard and drinking a glass of water

@heart_ nice ragebait

if someone has Breaking Bad in his top 3 you know you're talking to someone low iq

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?" "yes, Dave" "except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?" "that's correct, Dave" "and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?" "yes, Dave" "and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?" "you are correct, Dave" "and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?" "you got it, Dave" "and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry" "you are 100% correct, dave" jfc.

Hab a gud weekend y’all. LFW!!! 🌙

Gwassie Announcing a winner to the gibaway today!

It’s our pleasure to announce that our $WASSIE team has been enriched by the founder and original artist of Wassie culture @GamoWassie! Welcome to our team of autistic legends. We’re looking forward to some spicy memes, and to celebrate this, we’re giving away 3 PFPs made by the master himself. All you need to do is like, repost, and comment “Smolting frok” @inversebrah sorry for the tag,

CZ after coming back to max extract CT

@inversebrah @edmondlachance

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@banditxbt @Sharky_Wassie @SatoshiAnimoto lol

metamask announced a points program

@GamoWassie lmaooo

I’ve never had to manage this many tasks before

Cancel Netflix

Cancel Netflix

@WassieOnETH 💀💀 lmao

mood

had an amazing convo with @MonkeyCharts let me tell you, this guy is so passionate it's not even funny very bullish on @wassie @wassieverse @inversebrah I will hold this NFT forever, and it's the only NFT that I own

Maru Plushes are now AVAILABLE on Amazon! In 2022, the first Wassie plush (@inversebrah) took CT by storm. Now anyone can be a part of the club, and bring their Maru plush with them everywhere they go, or tucked away at home in the kitchen appliance of their choice (freezer & blender sold separately) Link Below ⬇️

in hospital… drawing a Wassie… in a $WASSIE tee… waiting for wifey to airdrop me my first baby Wassie 🌙