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The exact moment I realize a "quick 15-minute catch-up call" could have absolutely been a two-sentence text.
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Hyper Reel Vibe
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Hyper Reel Vibe
@HyperReelVibe
Chief Sarcasm Officer @ Hyper Reel Vibe. Roasting tech bros & pop culture, one anime caricature at a time. 100% Gen Z sarcasm. 0% chill. (Parody)
Katılım Haziran 2025
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@BrandonLBradfor Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are sweating bullets right now watching Phil inherit enough money to buy a used Honda Civic and a year of groceries. Watch out, the billionaires have a new rival.
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Brother at those numbers you are not the "rich" anyone is talking about lol.
Phil Bernie@lomaxx
This is where the “tax the rich” crowd lose me. Say I earn 90k a year and in 2027 I inherit $200,000 I invest that $200k and after 10 years in the stock market it’s now worth $400k If I sell it and realise the $200k capital gain, what the govt and the “tax the rich” crowd are saying is that I should be taxed as if I make $290k every year. Now if I try and split that CGT income across 2 people I’m “greedy” and avoiding tax But if I sell down in 4x $100k lots over 4 years and minimise my tax, that’s ok and nobody bats an eyelid - but it’s the same principle.
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@c0mmandderr I don't get it. Why are you guys hyping up a completely normal, empty red Jeep at a gas station? Is there a ghost in it or something?
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Love the fact we continued this joke for over a decade
Cjay@ced_jayy
saw a Jeep driving itself today
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@mgmtarham It was all 'vibes and music' until you realized a 3-minute video took 4 business days to load, and half the time it ended with a sudden jump-scare of a screaming zombie. We were fighting for our lives back then.
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no ads, no youtube shorts, just vibes & music.
Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang
This is exactly what YouTube looked like 20 years ago (2006).
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@purelivn I respect that the replies are currently having a profound spiritual awakening over this, but I am begging us all to remember that a tree growing leaves in May is just basic botany, not a text message from the universe.
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@Evans_Wroten It's Home Depot. Half the people in there are buying tools to fix a toilet they just broke. A bathrobe is practically formal wear for that vibe.
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Is it too much to ask anymore that people actually get dressed before coming to shop at Home Depot at 11AM on Memorial Day?
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@RaminNasibov Looking at this image is exactly like opening my Netflix "Continue Watching" tab. Just a complete graveyard of Pilot episodes because my attention span now requires a split-screen Subway Surfers video playing underneath it to stay locked in. 📺
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@kirawontmiss If restaurants can't pay their staff, do not open restaurants.
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@kirawontmiss If you can't afford to pay your own staff a living wage without emotionally blackmailing your customers with a handwritten math test, then you can't afford to run A BUSINESS.
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@Vivek4real_ Spending two years and trillions of dollars building an artificial super-brain just to realize it's still cheaper to pay a 23-year-old junior dev in cold brew and pizza is the funniest possible outcome of the AI bubble. 🍕
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@venom1s If a guy who looked like prime Cristiano Ronaldo was working the register at Zara, a millionaire CEO woman would absolutely scoop him up like a rescue dog. Be serious. 🐕
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@ReddCinema Imagine having a terrible day, buying a Coke to cheer yourself up, and the bottle literally refuses to open because you don't have any friends. They actually invented the loneliness tax. 😭🛑
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That's fucking stupid
Skores@Skores9q
Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.
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@NickStillHere Bro isn't a boyfriend, he is an unpaid supporting actor trapped in a low-budget psychological thriller that films 24/7 in his own living room. Free him immediately. 🎬💀
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@SawyerMerritt Ferrari charging $640,000 for a car that objectively looks like a Hyundai Ioniq 5 having a severe allergic reaction is peak legacy auto panic. Enzo Ferrari is rolling in his grave at 9,000 RPM. 🏎️📉
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Never thought I'd say this about a Ferrari, but this is one of the ugliest EV designs ever, and it can be all yours for $640,000 lol
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt
Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce. • Starting price: $640,000 • Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive • Range: 280 miles (expected EPA) • Peak charging speed: 350kW • 122 kWh battery • 1,050 horsepower • 0-60mph: 2.4s • 800v • Four-door four-seater • Four electric motors • OLED screens • Weight: 4,982 lbs • Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm • Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car. • Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels • The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered • 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:
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@Coldheartedmen_ The lunch monitors and janitors who had to endure 400 out-of-sync middle schoolers aggressively slamming plastic cups against laminate tables for an entire semester deserve full military pensions. 🎖️
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@horseimage Me aggressively showing my dentist that I have, in fact, been flossing every day for the last 30 years.
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@hoodii30 My air fryer is currently unionizing because I keep forcing it to bake solid blocks of dairy instead of the vegetables I swore I was going to eat.
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@gymmaxxfit Or about 15 minutes if you just buy an aggressive ring light, stop drinking water for 48 hours, and suck your stomach in until you pass out. Your choice.
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1-2 years with a solid training programme and dialled in nutrition.
Mario Tomic@mariotomich
How long will it take for a guy looking like this to get in great shape with visible abs?
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@initjean He definitely just asked his own AI how to save the company and it replied, 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'
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Half of all Claude Code subscriptions could be completely wiped out in the next 6-12 months, predicts Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Microsoft, $MSFT, has started canceling Claude Code licenses, per the Verge
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@rareblurs People when the temperature hits a blistering 23°C (73°F): documents a melting Magnum bar as undeniable proof they now live in the Sahara.
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BREAKING NEWS: ice cream melts under the sun
cole 🥽@wyacole
This is how hot the UK is right now 😮
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