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FUN FACT: There's no better X without Nigerians.

If Elon musk allow the new rule, e go too favor me 😂😂

@haalandgurl You had back in ur throwback

Even if Elon musk allows the new rule, e go still favor me👌🤭

No wonder Babalawo used to ask for mother's name cos the father might not be the father.. oti yé mi 🤔🤔🤔✅✅

Cow meat is beef Chicken meat is called chicken Goat meat is called?

All Africans reply this post let’s support ourselves….hurry before you’re too late.

@Just1kels @Esmart26 @Winifunds @KAHALA123Y Me sef no understand dem ohh

@Esmart26 @Winifunds @KAHALA123Y Una wey dey insult am for cs,una head correct so? So make good things no happen to am or wetin? Kain f00ls Ignore the messenger and focus on the message.

Only good things are allowed to happen to us Today.

@francis_lo68099 @fwamaraaaa Fair as how?

@fwamaraaaa That's fair 😂😂

konji please this boy is just 15 😭😭😭

@Biedehx @Goeasy025 @iamatyrant 🤣🤣🤣

@HypoETH @Goeasy025 @iamatyrant Den open book for the werey, e still fail.

after all the “she’s a mid” talk. your stup!d babe ain’t built like me. 🌚

someone said ugly b¡tches get pregnant just to prove they be having s3x💀💀

@Anonunusual_TM @only1bangerlee Medical road ikeja

I know Lagos….Oya where is this?

JSS 2A after retrieving their stolen desk in JSS 2D. 😂💔

As you don chop “shawarma” go and “shower ma”

THIS IS SERIOUS. Please do we have any lawyer that can take up this case? I am ready to pay any amount ‼️🙏🏾

Imagine asking your babe for haircut money and she sends the exact amount🤦‍♂️ Like am I supposed to trek to the saloon?

Me: Give me money i want to barb my hair GF: i don’t have money Me: should i borrow you so when you have money you can return it? 🥹🥹🥹

Didn't fuck any b!tch to get this 🥲

Cheating on me knowing your mum loves young men is crazyy

@dazeefaframe @Goeasy025 @iamatyrant Like guy 🤣🤣

@HypoETH @Goeasy025 @iamatyrant Like!!! Can’t even substitute breast for ass. So lazy man