Corey B

This was AWFULLLL 😂 facebook.com/story.php?stor…

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Adulting is eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for dinner so you don’t dirty any pots and pans...

Brought my dog on this flight and I think she’s about to piss on me... I’ll lose it

Currently watching game of thrones on the ultimate throne... #ThronesOnTheToilet

Yo, @YouTube stop disabling @IAMCOREYB comments! Leave them alone, they ain't do shit. #BFam

You know you’re gaining weight when you look like an overstuffed sausage in your briefs...

It’s #NationalPetDay im allowing my dog to sleep in the bed... until the bitch tries to take up too much room then it’s the couch for that asssss!!!

Could you imagine... 😂 business.facebook.com/IAMCOREYB/post…

Ever see a picture of yourself and think “damn I’m getting fat”... then proceed to eat an entire bag of popcorn?.. me too

Would you bring Thotiana home to meet your parents? @bluefacebleedem

I use to have cool reasons for all my bruises and cuts when I was younger from things like sports. Now it’s just because I suck at walking up stairs.

Toddlers are like ticking time bombs, if you don’t get them down for a nap and diffuse them before a certain time, they EXPLODE! 💣

Listening to @billieeilish makes me feel like I’m listening to a twisted edgier @imogenheap and I LIKE IT! #BillieEilish

Nothing says “daddy and me” more than matching ear infections. Yay #ParentLife

What’s worse than your dog pooping on the floor?... your son pooping on the floor. #RealLife

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I wish dogs knew how awkward it was when they stare at you while you pee...

So my sons been calling me “dadbwa” lately... I’m just trying to figure out who tf dadbwa is.