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@redhead_carl Utter rubbish there is a ton of manager's out there to do a better job than that fraud , go get a sausage roll and have a gander

Asked a few Eddie out brigade who they would get ....everyone same response,"I dont know I am not paid to pick the manager" ....but are happy to let Hopkinson who has zero football knowledge and ran an arena and Wilson who hasn't even conducted an interview for us to do so.nuts

@blondehairbee Middle

Left, Right or Middle?

@nedsbellsnufc @LostBoyNUFC180 He's too technical for howe mate and not a speed merchant he's used too and prefers . He isn't a howe signing for me

@IAMDAZ111 @LostBoyNUFC180 just image: woltemade gets 4-5 WC g/a - if howe still here next year, back on the bench or CDM for you boy, clearly not good enough fuck howe, get the cunt gone

"I don't trust EH with more money this summer" So after a few signings that haven't worked out then that's it? Despite a high percentage of players we've signed under him being a success? Even the best managers sign duds.

@nedsbellsnufc @LostBoyNUFC180 Germanys world cup striker most likely too

@LostBoyNUFC180 fucking ridiculous the stubborn ineffective tactics and lack of suitable prep should get anyone else in any other job sacked its his job to manage 'duds' .. for which is decides woltemade is not good enough yet he's the reason we're not in relegation fight

@LostBoyNUFC180 He's made all his signings worse apart from hall and isak .

@Heatongrads You can forgive a a typo howe shagger but the logic you have is fucked lass 👍🏻

@IAMDAZ111 Thanks Dazza. Getting working on the your vs you're homework pal

King Kev P 162 W83 Sir Bobby P188 W83 Eddie P172 W82 2 x Champions League Campaigns 1st domestic trophy in over half a century 2 domestic cup finals 1 domestic cup semi final Have a fucking word with yourselves

@honeymoon250 Chris Hemsworth

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond???

@acran38 @otokyo__ 100%

@otokyo__ He's at home, enjoying the peace that comes from avoiding female drama...

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@cjhhhh21 Gone backwards under howe like most have

Having flashbacks to that Elanga performance yesterday, should be a national inquiry to how we spent £55m on him, I don't understand what's happened, whenever I watched Forest last year he was running at players and getting crosses into, he can't even control the ball for us

@beautyshowcase 2

1, 2, 3 or 4 ?

@NSpares Obertan junior

£110m on Wissa and the Swedish Obertan might be the worst use of funds since the start of money. Fucking shameful them two.

@Giniesta10 Obviously never seen obertan

Jacob Murphy is the worst winger i have seen at the club. Apart from a 18 month spell, he's been rubbish throughout his career. He mastered the arts of looking busy. Contracted till 2027, It's time to cash in, even if it's only a £3m #NUFC

I tried to raise the alarm on the countless mistakes Eddie Howe was making last year, I got so much abuse for it but I never once cared because I know football and I knew I was right. I take no pleasure in that because I still wanted Eddie to prove me wrong. I can’t lie though it’s funny watching everyone who said I was full of shit be exposed for not having a fucking clue about football. There’s so many absolute wafflers in this space who can’t read the game for shit and I seen this coming a fucking mile off. Every single issue we are having I pointed out last year. Remember this in future when these wafflers try and act like football experts. #NUFC

@J_G_1988 I'd rather have pards than this fraud

@IAMDAZ111 Would ye fuck man 😂

A kna it’s been wank lately but remember where we come from Mike Ashley Steve Bruce aye it’s been a shit season but it’s Newcastle united I understand people’s frustration but I’m still Eddie in divnt give a fuck what people say 🖤🤍

Where is all the #HoweOut crowd now?

@Scott_Pock @garywigg072 Obertan junior

@garywigg072 Nah. Elanga is the worst I’ve ever seen. Only winger you’ll see who can’t dribble, cross, score, pass! Only thing he’s good at is running fast like a headless chicken!

Elanga is the worst player I’ve ever seen in a Newcastle shirt!!!

@Scott_Pock On par with obertan

If you want Howe to stay you’re happy to watch #NUFC fail. Thats it.

@Heatongrads @IanD0001 Because he has zero pull

@IanD0001 Howe asked for Guehi Ekitike Membmeo Cunya Trafford Sessko Among others. Got none. If they hadn't of signed anyone they'd of been uproar He deserves another crack at it at the very least