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@luciascarlet just start going to lesbian bars and flirting with everyone there lol

@luciascarlet i thought you were pretty decent with swift?

I love when people email me trying to offer a software engineering role it’s so obvious that it’s an automated email because at WHAT POINT did I EVER mention that I do that I’m a designer who can barely write a hello world in Python

@luciascarlet on a more serious note, its almost certainly just where you live/hang out/who you talk to. being lonely sucks, but honestly, I think if you think about it less and just focus more on being you and living your life you'll happen upon someone who makes you happy

@luciascarlet you know how when you lose something and you start looking for it but you can't find it despite looking for an hour and then you give up and 2 minutes later you see it out of the corner of your eye

how do the most repulsive unfuckable lolcows I have ever seen STILL pull sexual partners and I can’t even get a kiss on the cheek

@KooKiz why is clipboard access exclusive lol

The problem is that applications need to use the OpenClipboard API to access the clipboard, which gives exclusive access. In other words, if two applications read the clipboard simultaneously, one is going to fail. Quoting the official documentation: "OpenClipboard fails if another window has the clipboard open." There's no perfect fix, most applications try to work around by implementing a retry logic, but even that can fail if an application keeps the clipboard open for too long. This is the reason why I developed ClipPing. It displays a visual notification when the clipboard is updated, so you can know immediately if your ctrl+c failed. github.com/kevingosse/Cli…

@forloopcodes one of the worst pieces of software ever made, if you just want to trim a video open it with movies and tv, click the pen icon labeled "edit in photos" then click trim. 1000x better than clipchamp lol

the current state of microsoft is hilarious, they claim to improve the launch time of windows apps by 70%, this is what opening microsoft clipchamp on windows looks like it takes three minutes to open a single video for editing, with 5g internet connected, i7, 4060, it needs to pass though 4 different loading screens, then it loads up the home page, and finally opens the video automatically after a minute thanks to their new "Low Latency Profile" mode that spikes up the cpu to run 100 threads of unoptimized electron and typescript code so that opening clipchamp doesnt take 10+ minutes i am not allowed to shut down my own computer because their new update must be installed microsoft will never win power users' trust back, even after paying bags to two major windows posting accounts on this app and posting that their low latency profile (how did they even come up with this name?) actually works

@luciascarlet 9 times out of 10 when someone i know says this they are actually underweight and need to eat a burger :p

must… not… eat… or I will fat… 🫃 hmph…

@luciascarlet theres a lot more weird creepy men out there than cute lolita lesbians i'm afraid

why do I only manage to attract weird men who are older than me and blast TikToks in public on their cracked Galaxy M22 and not cute lolita/jirai lesbians

@MoonOfSaturn98 @svyoshi i don't think you can port forward on starlink, you should be able to get p2p to work still though

@svyoshi I don't think they can regardless. My router and the past several I had to troubleshoot for friends straight up could not port forward. Now, if only someone can prove me wrong & tell me how to port forward IPv4 UDP on Starlink...

the amount of kids that won’t learn port forwarding because of this is so detrimental to the CS pipeline

@luciascarlet Ist es over für mich

so lonelyyy 🫩

@luciascarlet she probably isn't on twitter/ecks lowkey

who want me 💔

@Xen_dk @SavagedRat @CowGirlKisser no they have not

@IANSYT @SavagedRat @CowGirlKisser Americans can't do both, Most of the rest of the world could and have done.

reminder, school busses are designed to win every accident

@Xen_dk @SavagedRat @CowGirlKisser you can't really do both, if you make the bus frame yield more in a crash that just puts the occupants of the bus at a higher risk

@IANSYT @SavagedRat @CowGirlKisser Or, hear me out I know this is hard to understand. I would like it to be safe for everyone, kids in the bus and people in the car and not have this happen

@Xen_dk @SavagedRat @CowGirlKisser you would rather the children inside the bus die instead?

@SavagedRat @CowGirlKisser Bus bad. Kill driver. Stupid design. Get it now

@luciascarlet please don't say this :(

one day we will have UEFI interfaces made with some cursed React implementation that take 20 seconds to come up

@real_122109 @froggy_dl he made graduation though

eat the rich and all that but gabe newell can sit at the table with us

@aidaknx @luciascarlet Ribbon

@luciascarlet wait whats wrong with this

oh my god I forgot about this ABSOLUTE GEM from the same guidelines

@osamalamaaa @izqui9 @0oAstro The same is true of the buy now pay maybe, they are equivalent

@IANSYT @izqui9 @0oAstro cashback isn't in the equation because you only get it after you make a purchase bro stop including that.

cashback is dead. people surely love a 5 or 10% cashback. except it's only on random categories. except you have to maintain a $200k balance. except it's capped at $1,500 a quarter. except you have to keep referring people. optimizing cashback buries customers in fine print. when you make a purchase with @itstuyo, you might not have to pay for it at all. no fine print, no limits. you just tap your phone and instantly get a notification on whether you got charged or not. it's not cashback or a rebate, your balance literally doesn't go down. Buy Now Pay Maybe is the first thing we've shipped that pulls in people who never cared about crypto or stablecoins at scale. it sparks a level of curiosity and interest we just hadn't seen to date and we are excited to open it up to everyone. it's also incredibly fun and has already created so many fun anecdotes and interactions.

@osamalamaaa @izqui9 @0oAstro it is an immediate cost from right now, if you were to use another card you'd get cashback immediately but you are choosing to avoid that in favor of a game of chance, where the 'win' is free groceries.

@IANSYT @izqui9 @0oAstro forgoing a future reward from another card is not a condition of gambling, for it to be gambling it would need to be a cost that is paid from something you own in the moment aka money/value you have now

@osamalamaaa @izqui9 @0oAstro you are choosing to forgo a guaranteed reward that another card will give you for the chance to get the whole purchase free. its just gambling

@osamalamaaa @izqui9 @0oAstro thats not gambling because you (presumably) aren't paying an additional cost for that sweepstakes and were entered without choice. the card is gambling because purchases made on that card could have been made on another card with a standard rewards program