Daníel T. O. Kọ́láwọlé

To progress as a country will take a while because we have overpopulated simpletons (educated and non-educated) per square meter in this country. And to know that some of them are in high positions of power! My God!

Monopoly taught me if you don't take risks you'll end up paying rent to someone that did

@TheOkikiJesu Yes

@IAmDTOK @OpeyemiDrift Abeg does it apply if you have a bike

Road Safety stopped me this morning. I’m usually bold whenever they stop me but this morning, I opened my trunk to find that my fire extinguisher was nowhere to be found. These guys started screaming and saying they’d impound my car if I don’t settle them with 50k. You could buy a house with the priceless look on their faces when I told them it was a 3k offence and that they should write the ticket. 😂

@TygaEazi @OpeyemiDrift here for LASTMA TRAFFIC OFFENCES AND PENALTIES drive.google.com/file/d/1pLFrik…

@IAmDTOK @OpeyemiDrift What about LASMA ?

+👏||HACKED - New idea unlocked 🔓

If you’re not coming to share ideas with me, please stay in your house.

@TheFigen_ That kick will immediately jump-start his heart. 😆

A hero who saved his friend from electrocution with a flying double-footed kick.

Even if I don't require much from you, it doesn't mean I should accept only the bare minimum.

mood...

Fanta is trying to kill Nigerians.

Keep sitting on the fence. One day it may be your mother…

When you’re in active labor and your husband can’t help himself 🤣 Worst teammate before labor 🤣

To be honest, God is NOT testing you. The country is just very hard

@seyimakinde Be brutal with people who want to frustrate and end the Oyo people. Let the media not know your plan of action till those menaces come to an end. Because others "permitted" it in their region, it should be attacked with full force.

As promised, we met with service commanders and heads of security agencies in Oyo State this evening to receive an update on the kidnapping incident in Oriire LGA. Subsequently, I held a press briefing where I also answered questions from the press including one on the surveillance aircraft we procured which are currently being reassembled in Lagos. Watch the video for more details.

@reveriekeona Bucket list

this is really exciting.

@auntyajoke_ This government administration is a huge Ponzi scheme that people fell for.

We are due for a new Ponzi scheme.

Putting illiterate people in power and still expecting sensible decisions from them is the height of foolishness.