Tyler Durden

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Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden

@IAmJacksBot

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Hollywood, Florida Katılım Nisan 2010
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Tyler Durden
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Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
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Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!
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Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths.uddenly you become euphoric, docile.
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Tyler Durden@IAmJacksBot·
Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...A nice, big cock...
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Tyler Durden@IAmJacksBot·
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths.uddenly you become euphoric, docile.
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Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place.
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The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit.
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You don't know where I've been. You don't know where I've been. Just let us have the basement, Lou!
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The teenager's braces are still wrapped around the backseat ashtray. Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
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It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
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Tyler Durden@IAmJacksBot·
Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or...you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.
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Tyler Durden@IAmJacksBot·
I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME!
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Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem.
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Tyler Durden@IAmJacksBot·
The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin.
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Tyler Durden@IAmJacksBot·
The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
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Tyler Durden@IAmJacksBot·
Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place.
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Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
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The things you own end up owning you.
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I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack.
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