Lemau the Shampoofan

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The four horsemen.

I'm very sure she didn't get that sword for him 🤣

Me: sitting quietly in a tiny ramen shop. Chef: Extra egg? Me: Sure. Chef nods with terrifying seriousness. Friend: Congratulations. Me: For what. Friend: You've been chosen. Me: By WHO. Chef disappears into kitchen. Entire staff suddenly start moving faster. Me: Why did the atmosphere change. Friend: You complimented the broth too sincerely. Me: That's bad? Friend: Now he must prove himself. Me: This feels illegal. Chef returns carrying a bowl that looks spiritually important. Chef: Please. Me: Why does this ramen have an aura. Friend already taking photos: I've never seen him use that spoon before. Me: WHAT SPOON?! Old customer in corner whispers: "The dragon ladle..." Me: absolutely not. Chef watches silently while I take first bite. long pause Me: ...oh my God. Chef closes eyes slowly like a warrior hearing good news from battle. Random businessman starts clapping once. Then the whole restaurant joins in. Me: PLEASE STOP. Friend wiping tears: He accepted you. Me: IT'S NOODLES.

Shampoo 🧴

Verwarrend

Great little piece by @semi_rad.

@cloudighodaro Greetings from a Netherlandan... Netherlandian... Netherlandese... Netherese... Dutch! 😉

This has got to be the funniest video about the English language. For real English is crazy.

こういう影の描き方が好き🥰 #シャンプー　#らんま　#ミニキャラ

シャンプー🎀 #らんま #シャンプー #イラスト #art #高橋留美子

Even a Turkish ice cream vendor can't resist a cute girl😍

🎯

These are the type of people that would tell me I'm weird for playing Pokémon

"Wish servers" 💀

🤷🏼

ムースさん×猫シャンプーちゃんを描いたんだったらね あひるムースさん×シャンプーちゃんを描かねばならぬと思い立ちまして…… 慣れないポーズは描くもんじゃないですね🫠

Best thing ever happened in OPM community.

@ijsthee @NoContextDutch1 Engagement bait. Het heeft wel gewerkt tho. Met zn 'stroopwafels' 🤕

@NoContextDutch1 Wtf is dit voor ai slop?

Which Dutch dessert could you eat every single day?