Morris モリス
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Morris モリス
@IAmMorris11
Greedy little f**ker
Earth 10005 Katılım Şubat 2009
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@AryaDarkStark I don’t think the original version was meant for the neck either
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I’ve been laying on the couch for an hour and it’s not because I’m lazy. I physically can’t get up because my limbs hurt. I may be stuck here for all eternity.
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@AryaDarkStark Can you imagine the person that points that out? They’ll be like how do you know?
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I like it when wrestlers take the name of porn actresses that I enjoy.
Wait did I type that out loud?
Anyway I approve of this name.
Kylee Quinn@kylee_wwe
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Beating the crap out of someon…..never mind
LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade
Without medication, what's the best thing against anxiety and depression??
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What exactly is a “real job?” I can’t stand when people say that.
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@streamupdates_ @mayahiga i’m gonna assume that you somehow managed to write off all of the electric and sound equipment for streaming at an animal sanctuary as a business expense, but I don’t believe they have any around the animals do they?
That’s called fraud
@FTC
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Maya Higa was shocked after randomly seeing her employee throwing a rave and listening to Pop Smoke instead of doing working at the Alveus Sanctuary 😭😭
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What part of “cash only” do these dorkwangs not understand on FB marketplace?
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I’m so damn tired of hearing about that reflection pool. Clean that sumbitch.
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
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I’m going to drink one of those warm coffees and see what happens from there
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