Billionaire Tailor 🪡✂️🧵

Hello Twitter NG. My name is Emeka and I'm a fashion entrepreneur. We just released a wedding themed collection called For Life. Kindly RT, like and tag anyone get married soon. Thank you very much 🙏

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all. The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all. At. All. The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you. So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable. Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen. That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing. If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7. Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist. Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

@Batmantallk Into The Badlands

Name a cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back

@UcheKl Happy birthday Uche. Have a great year ahead 🎉

Happy birthday Uche Kalu.

@whoistife_x Bruh was like I'm sat for this 😭

this mf really sat for this

@baba_Omoloro Why does the movie not download?

I came across a website just now and I've been speechless. Omoooooh, vidboxto.com

@AfamDeluxo @heismric @Miankyy @__totustuus Affffaaammmm 😭😭😭😭

@heismric @Miankyy @__totustuus Two goals ahead. I knew you weren’t as dull as these clowns were trying so hard to portray you to be and also thanks to God. She should get her PVC and join ADC. ✌🏿️

UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife. Divorce is finalised. It’s Ex-wife.

@currentiyke Icabod Crane I loved this series

How many of you watched Sleepy Hollow?

@AfamDeluxo A wrong turn indeed

I was in a rich people’s neighborhood and casually walked into Rag & Bone with a white colleague. We saw the price tag on this plain pair of shorts and he instinctively pinched me and whispered, “Ez… I think we made a wrong turn.” 😭

@mide_io Who still remember that 555 stainless plate

Your thoughts on this car? 😂

@Osi_Suave 12 editions have all been held in Nigeria. Headies lost it when they started taking it abroad

Shame dey catch me. See aa Nollywood dey show up. If na headies Hall go empty, nobody go dey around to pick award. Na we dey do ourselves sha.

@kenkenlewu Kai Kai 😭😭

This is Mr Ugo. He reportedly spent ₦30 million on his wedding ceremony. Mr Ugo married his wife in 2023, and they welcomed a child in 2024. Before the marriage, she had allegedly cheated on him in Lagos, but he forgave her. During her pregnancy, Ugo even made a vlog talking about how he wanted his wife to have a good life and how he was trying to create a pregnancy app for her. She later relocated with him to the UK, where he paid her school fees and took good care of her. After she gave birth, he bought her a car as a push gift and also created an app for her and the baby. People admired their relationship because they looked deeply in love. Fast forward to April 8, 2026, Ugo went on X to call out his wife for allegedly cheating on him with another man in their house while he was working hard to pay her school fees. As if that wasn’t enough, he also claimed that after being caught, she still wanted him to continue paying her school fees.

@Elkrosmediahub The deep freezer will never look the same again 😭

Lmao! Got an acquaintance we nicknamed ‘fokasibe’ because of his sexcapade growing up. Rich af, handsome and seemed like he had it all, was ready to get married, so he engaged his woman and had fixed wedding date. Long story short, he caught her cheating with a fake Tommy Hilfiger white waistband boxers wearing boy that worked for the him, and lived in his BQ. Read her chat where she was confessing to the guy how she really enjoyed when he fucked her on one of the deep freezers in the guy’s kitchen. Baba turned to us in tears and said “I never even fuck her on top deep freezer before” 😩💔

@whotfisdraeco Morning, afternoon and night 😔

I just Dey pray against poverty everyday

To become the person you want, you must destroy the person you are

@Morris_Monye Lockdown came with its own blessings

TRUE LIFE STORY Back then during lockdown, they told everyone to stock their house with food, buy gloves etc. One of my guys did all that. He had a female colleague who said she would come around to help cook the food for him etc She never left. Today they have 2 young toddlers.. 😀

@sepril23NG With everything I've heard and keep hearing about that movie, I wouldn't bring myself to watch it 😔

When They See us.

@inlew_of Rooting for you stranger

got laid off decided that i wanted to invest into myself, and start a food truck. yesterday i bought the truck, and i cant wait until i get started on the conversion.

@savagekizz @UnkleAyo Medium sized detergent and bar soap is even more than that

@UnkleAyo They expect them to buy a medium sized detergent and a small bar soap to do laundry the whole month? WTF is N910???

From my DMs. How Dangote pays. No leave for contract staff. 75 weekly visits to outlets. 137K. Monthly hazard pay is #1,456 - basically 1 dollar. Laundry is 910 naira. 😂 This is not supposed to be funny.

@beatsbysarz This same Sarz? Omo this children of nowadays dey talk sha 🤣🤣🤣

Una dey whine me gan for this app.

@Vin_dzeal Are we talking about football first half?

Kegel exercise is not advertised really much cos that shit helps you move from 15-45 mins