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@itzchristunique Can we taste the product first? Since we're just buying an item

I need a husband!!! This young lady has express her desire for a husband.. However, she has a strict marriage criteria list: 1: No kids. "I don't want to get pregnant and I don't to have kids" 2: She said the man will not pay her traditional Bride price, court marriage only and it must be a contract marriage.. 3: "I don't Cook" I don't clean. I am not going to be your cook, You are going to cook your food and I will cook mine. 4: "i am not going to be your cleaner. You must wash your clothes yourself.. 5: I am not submissive. I am not going to submit to you. 6: You are not my head, you are not my leader, we are equal. 7: You will not be my provider, I can provide for myself.. 8: I am not going to change my surname to yours.. 9: we must build our dreams together.. build House together, Travel together too. 10: the man must be cool, kind, intelligent, mentally intelligent, emotionally intelligent, and mature. 11: He must also have self-worth and security.. This is what I look like, yeah. So if you're interested, hit me up,"

@elizaego Yes please, let feminists share the pussy round. We support them. Shame on men for trying to shame feminists. I sha don support una now, when I go receive my own pussy?

Men can be misogynistic and still sleep with women, but suddenly it’s a problem when feminists enjoy sex? Well thanks to feminism, women can enjoy sex without shame, explore freely and prioritize their pleasure and orgasms 🤭

@iam_immalove At least it does not follow them around compared to the other source of fish smell we know

Do some men even know that their urine smell is worse than fish smell?

@wizkidayo Premium wahala 😂😂

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@tammyfrmdao It's very easy to know people who aren't loved at home and then believe they have to buy love from ladies or turn it to a subscription plan. Foolishess has now become a norm

bro, poverty can make you think a woman who asks for money is not wife material.

@jfleshcrown @tammyfrmdao Brooo, they are so proud of their foolishness

If unah weyrey Don get like 10k for account, na to dey post foolish thing on the internet to attract prostitutes likes and followers. This is why your type go come here after your stipend Don finish, start to dey drop quotes like we are there when spending your last card on olosho.

@Obageorge3 @tammyfrmdao Brooooo and they see nothing wrong in it and even feel high doing it. I've dated girls from rich families brooo, the difference is like heaven and earth

@tammyfrmdao That sense of responsibility is the very pitfall you nighas fall into. Spending thousands on women who don't even care

@tammyfrmdao And women who asks for money aren't in poverty too?

@sheismommy_ Everybody is familiar with your games already, he's just steps ahead. Sooner or later, she will beg for money

She didn’t remove you cuz you didn’t want her to ask for money She removed you cuz you’re obviously stupid and brain dead to bring up a conversation about her asking for money when she’s trying to be fucking endearing. Is there sewage water in your head??

@emkenobi I guess you haven't discovered that there is something called pushup bra. Check it out, you won't need to start explaining yourself like you're doing

Y’all are fake boob lovers if you don’t fuck with big saggy naturals. The popularity of plastic surgery has convinced people that all big boobs sit high and perky when the majority do not. Especially as you age and have children. Unless you’re just genetically blessed, have implants or a breast lift, your breasts will naturally sag which is NORMAL and OKAY! She’s beautiful and anyone saying otherwise has never seen a real pair of big naturals in their life and only watch porn.

@trouble_scott I don't have a problem with the dress but the heels. Those are bad for the grasses and she won't be comfortable walking in those either. Poking the grasses

Unpopular opinion but you can’t insist on being in traditionally white spaces, show up dressed like you’re at a nightclub and then act surprised when you aren’t welcomed there.

@amadaoffor It is generally called close-up in Nigeria since it's one of the first major brand here. Our parents call it Maclene

Nobody calls toothpaste Colgate.

@willinilli024 Air pie

Meat pie. ??

@_Nsznn Na from another planet, na why den dey call am Alienware

Someone should educate me, why is Alienware laptops extremely expensive ?

@TangTangTangity @MonicaMAlmaguer I never knew there was a training program teaching boys how to change tires when they grow up. Please share me the link, I would like to join

@IAmThePriest @MonicaMAlmaguer Children and monkeys can fold a fuckin blanket. Changing a tire does require actually learning and being taught how that’s why the question isn’t, “Why can’t men sew on a button?” You trying to say y’all are so dumb you need taught how to fold a blanket??

I just watched a man change the oil and tire without his wife lifting a finger...you seriously want to play these mental load games?

@TangTangTangity @MonicaMAlmaguer Why can a woman fold blanket and cannot change an ordinary tire?

@MonicaMAlmaguer Why can a man change a tire but can't fold a blanket? Weaponized incompetence to avoid having to help with every day tasks.

@Nniid03 @ceraliza 😂😂 as if you not blocking me has any benefits

@IAmThePriest @ceraliza Just pass it on or I'll block you; there's no need to leave a negative or even offensive comment.

If a woman had to orgasm in order to get pregnant by a man, there would be like only 11 people in the world.

@Nniid03 @ceraliza Not at all, I'm just tired to hearing about sex sex sex all the time. You can't come online on any social network and majority of the discussion is sex, as if it is a new discovery.

@IAmThePriest @ceraliza Te quedo el saco o porque tan afectado?

@OluchyyRaregem You're right, Ronaldo doesn't bag nonsense. But Johnny Sins can definitely bag her

even ronaldo can’t bag a woman built like this… let alone a regular 9-5 guy.

@thebigdammy That's the sweetest, you will fuck her physically and still fuck her spiritually 😂

what if??