Isla Mercer

Finally, thanks to AI, we can put to bed that age old question.

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

Everybody in Europe right now. 😳👇

BREAKING: everyone is allowed have a little cigarette today just to keep them going

Tfw you're Scottish and you hear bagpipes

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

Honestly, after all these years this bit is still the best analogy for Trump.

One view: ‘The partygate scandal was overblown’ - Kemi Badenoch Another view:

@jowhiley Loving the interview with you and @msmirandasawyer right now. Especially as a female indie fan in male environment back then - clinging to Shirley Manson struck a chord !

There's a new guy at work named Wayne Bruce, and I said, "Ah, Manbat, my old nemesis." Nobody got it. My talents are wasted there.

Thanks for asking but this isn’t my cat

me: [texting] hey sorry but my powerful enemy just said “seize him” to all his underlings boss: what time can you be here me: i dunno man they’re seizing me like right now boss: we’re short staffed today me: i’m getting seized

Wonderful Dusty Springfield footage on @BBCTwo tonight. One of her last performances on @BBCLater with @AlisonMoyet & Sinead O’Connor providing backing vocals was incredibly moving.

@stevenperkins …and yet you’ll probably sleep for 3 hours & still find yourself wide awake again at 4am. The joys.

@Nataliealana87 Dirty Bones on Denman St - the Mac Daddy & Lamb Fries in particular

Very out of character for me, I've been disorganised with my London meal plans. Can anyone think of anything bookable for dinner on a Saturday near Shaftesbury Ave? Something easy like burgers/tacos.

There is nothing that defines what it means to be British in 2024 than middle-aged men getting angry about the lineups of modern music festivals they aren't even fucking going to.

Dear Apple please buy Mindhunter from those Netflix chumps and do Season 3 I promise I’ll keep the subscription past the free trial

God help us