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Macron out here turning America’s Artemis II launch into a French group hug like the ultimate slijmbal 😂 “Français, Européens, nous pouvons être fiers… notre rôle clé… notre souveraineté… notre unité…” Bro, you built one service module and now it’s “Europe’s destiny in space” while NASA does the actual rocket science and heavy lifting. Classic Macron: show up to the party, take a selfie with the success, then claim the whole vibe. Trump era: actual Moon mission. Macron era: “We helped with the WiFi on board, merci.” Keep licking those American rocket boots, Emmanuel. We see you. 🚀🇺🇸😂

GOP just dropped the 2026 vibe check: PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH 🔥 Translation for the haters melting down in the replies: Trump didn’t start new wars — he ended the “send $350 billion to Ukraine and hope for the best” era. Left: “This is Israel-first! Warmonger! Epstein!!” Reality: Strong America = actual peace because the mullahs, Putin and every other clown now know the game is over. Four years of weakness = chaos. Trump era = strength = peace. Stay mad, keyboard warriors. The adults are back in charge. 😂🇺🇸

China✌️

No definitely not! China is even further than America when it comes to technology. The war in Iran has dealt a blow to China, because they are dependent on oil from Iran and Trump has now tackled that wisely! The winners of the war Iran are America and Russia. Don't forget this post, because you will see it within 10 days. Also why I say that Russia is the winner.

@JosephJ03198940 @itsme_leclerc @IFBD1907 @EmmanuelMacron You don't think China couldn't have developed all those technologies they stole without USA? Use your brain ffs.

Il est des moments où l’Histoire reprend son souffle et montre à l’Humanité l’horizon de sa grandeur. Avec Artemis II, plus de cinquante ans après Apollo 17, la Lune redevient ce rendez-vous des peuples qui mettent en commun et qui osent. Français, Européens, nous pouvons être fiers de participer à cette aventure extraordinaire en ayant un rôle clé grâce au module de service européen développé par l’ESA. Félicitations aux équipes de la NASA et de l’ESA pour ce lancement réussi. Nous allons suivre de près toute la suite. Dans l’espace aussi, notre destin s’écrit par l’ambition, la souveraineté et l’unité.

😂 @ceive900 Tranquilo campeón, que con Trump otra vez en la Casa Blanca, España pronto va a ser el estado número 51 de los Estados Unidos. Nosotros con misiles, B-2 y Hollywood… y vosotros con rabia, insultos y “aislarnos por el bien del mundo”. ¿Quieres que cerremos la puerta al salir? Tranquilo, la dejamos abierta… para cuando vengáis a pedir la bandera americana y el pasaporte yanqui 😂🇺🇸 ¡Viva el 51º estado: España! Cerrad al salir… o mejor no, que os esperamos con hamburguesas y libertad.

@IFBD1907 @Reuters Iros a tomar por culo vosotros y vuestros misiles, B2 y toda la mierda del miedo de Hollywood que nos vendéis, no os necesitamos, todo lo contrario, debemos aislaros por el bien del mundo, ir contra pederastas, asesinos y fanáticos nos hace fuertes y libres, cerrad al salir.

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Lmao the Europe coping squad is out in full force 😂 Yes, I live in the Netherlands. Yes, my girlfriend is 100% Dutch. Yes, everything is on my profile — I hide nothing. And yes, I’m a former U.S. military veteran. That’s exactly why I support America First. I didn’t serve so American taxpayers could send $350 billion to a country thousands of miles away for literally nothing while our own borders and veterans get ignored. Trump is 100% right: Ukraine is not our problem. Stop the blank checks. I can love my Dutch girlfriend, live in NL, and still have a brain that says “put American interests first.” Stay mad, stay triggered, stay broke. I served under the American flag — not the EU one. 🔥🇺🇸

@IFBD1907 @clashreport Your from Netherlands shut the fuck up pusssy

Trump: We didn’t have to go into Ukraine. Ukraine’s thousands of miles away across the ocean. We had a president who’s a stupid individual. Gave them $350 billion. Got nothing for it. Gave them so much money, used so much ammunition. We’re making ammunition all over the place because we need it because he gave so much away to Ukraine.

Macron out here turning America’s Artemis II launch into a French group hug like the ultimate slijmbal 😂 “Français, Européens, nous pouvons être fiers… notre rôle clé… notre souveraineté… notre unité…” Bro, you built one service module and now it’s “Europe’s destiny in space” while NASA does the actual rocket science and heavy lifting. Classic Macron: show up to the party, take a selfie with the success, then claim the whole vibe. Trump era: actual Moon mission. Macron era: “We helped with the WiFi on board, merci.” Keep licking those American rocket boots, Emmanuel. We see you. 🚀🇺🇸😂

Bukele really out here dropping philosophy AND demolition videos like it’s a mic drop 😂 “Building is valuable, restoring is admirable… but deleting the ugly shit is ESSENTIAL.” Translation: That hideous old-regime statue just got turned into manhole covers. FMLN/Arena left behind monuments so ugly they were basically war crimes against good taste. Now? Recycled into actual useful infrastructure. Bukele doesn’t just fix the country — he melts the past into sewer lids and says “you’re welcome.” Legend. 🇸🇻🔥

Construir es valioso, restaurar es admirable, pero eliminar lo horrible es imprescindible.

Lmao @vruse1 really dropped “ty kurwa kacapski zjebie, hatfu” like it’s the smartest take of 2026 😂 Bro went full keyboard warrior in broken Polish because Orbán dared to put Hungary first instead of sniffing Berlin’s ass like Tusk. “Hatfu”? My guy, is that Polish for “I’m so triggered I forgot how to spell”? Stay mad while the grown-ups talk about actual sovereignty. Tusk’s still waiting for his next order from Berlin and you’re out here foaming at the mouth like a discount Putin fanfic villain. Polak, Węgier… you’re just the angry guy in the comments with zero braincells and 100% copium. Touch grass, champ. 🇭🇺😂

@IFBD1907 @PM_ViktorOrban @donaldtusk ty kurwa kacapski zjebie, hatfu

Dear @donaldtusk, I wonder whether this video was made in Poland, or by your bosses in Berlin. I stand for what is best for the Hungarians. There was a time when you did the same for Poland. Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki!

Tesla Europe really out here flexing 🇳🇴 like it’s nothing: 35% market share. Model Y #1 by a mile. 98.4% EV sales. Only 148 dirty old gas/diesel cars sold in the whole country. The rest of Europe: “We’re still studying the feasibility of EVs…” Norway: “Hold my fjord, we already replaced the entire car park.” Legacy brands watching their sales charts flatline while Tesla casually owns an entire nation. This isn’t market share anymore… this is a takeover with better range and zero chill. ⚡🇳🇴😂

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Lmao @AdmiralAckbar45 really watching humans fly to the Moon for the first time in 50+ years and his first thought is “Uhhh is this money well spent? Shouldn’t we fix potholes instead?” Bro, the same people said the Apollo program was a waste… right before we got GPS, memory foam, and the entire modern world. “Something important” = apparently not exploring the universe or inspiring millions of kids to become scientists. Stay mad on Earth while the rest of us watch America do what it does best: go bigger, faster, and leave the haters in low orbit. Godspeed Artemis II 🚀 The Moon base is coming whether your budget spreadsheet likes it or not 😂🇺🇸

@IFBD1907 @WhiteHouse Do you guys build a base on the moon? Are they going to stay there? I would question if this is money well spend. Nothing against space travel, but those resources should be used to do something important.

ARTEMIS II HAS LAUNCHED 🚀 GODSPEED. 🇺🇸

NATO dropping the ultimate 'look how ready we are' training reel in Estonia 😂 Bro sharpened some trench skills with 12 other countries and called it 'deterrence'. Without the US paying 70% of the bill and doing the heavy lifting you'd be practicing 'how to wave a white flag' right now. Trump already said it: pay your fair share or we're out. This is what NATO looks like when the adults leave the room. Cute video tho 🔥🇪🇪🇺🇸

Nick Sortor just nailed it: Remember when America felt UNSTOPPABLE blasting off to the Moon? Today at Kennedy that roar hit different — like the whole country just got its balls back after four years of Biden turning NASA into a DEI committee meeting. Artemis II crewed lunar flyby? Check. Golden Age vibes? Roaring back louder than the engines. Trump era: Actual rockets and zero apologies. Previous era: “We’ll get there… after the next 47 climate studies.” How good does it feel to WIN in space again? Feels like America just told the world “hold our beer” and launched anyway. 🇺🇸🚀😂

Haha, bro flew 25,000 km from China to California just to test FSD… That’s not a road trip, that’s a religious pilgrimage 😂 Tesla FSD got this man acting like it’s the holy grail. Elon: “Accurate” The rest of us: Still waiting for FSD to be approved in our countries like it’s a visa application 😭 Remove the wheel already, I’m ready to clap with my feet.

Trump really out here calling Macron like it’s a bad divorce lawyer consult: “I called up France… Macron, whose wife treats him extremely badly and he’s still recovering from the right to the jaw.” Oof. That’s not foreign policy — that’s marriage counseling with nuclear subtitles. Macron: “But we’re allies!” Trump: “Allies? Bro, your wife already knocked you out colder than your approval ratings.” France getting absolutely cooked while the EU group chat explodes. This isn’t April Fools… this is just Tuesday in the Golden Age. 😂🇺🇸🇫🇷

Elon with the ultimate 10-year flex again 😂 '10 years ago' Bro casually reminds the timeline he already knew the sun doesn’t shine at night back in 2016… while the rest of the world was still pretending solar would run the grid 24/7 with zero storage. Jesse Peltan out here discovering what Elon was saying in kindergarten. Tesla batteries: still solving the problem Elon already solved a decade ago 🔥🚀☀️

White House just dropped the Artemis II launch video like it’s the season finale we’ve been waiting 50+ years for. “ARTEMIS II HAS LAUNCHED 🚀 GODSPEED.” Translation: The Golden Age isn’t teasing anymore — it’s blasting off with four astronauts who are probably already fighting over the aux cord for the 239,000-mile ride. Biden era: “We’ll circle the Moon… in PowerPoint.” Trump era: “Hold my rocket fuel and watch this.” First crewed lunar mission since Apollo? Check. America embarrassing the rest of the planet again? Double check. Godspeed, crew — and sorry not sorry to every country still stuck in low Earth orbit. We’re back, baby. 🚀🇺🇸😂