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@MadelaineLucyH Cool story bro. Go back to watching the Kardashians

I understand some people can’t pay for Netflix to watch Louis Theroux’s documentary on the manosphere, so I thought I’d summarise it for you. There’s a bunch of slightly balding chubby-muscle men who look very divorced and they kind of strut around like an insecure flock of chickens, and they say some very silly stuff that maybe a 9 year old boy might say when hitting his sister with a truck. These men are not smart and they do NOT come across as smart. Then there’s these other men who are kind of probably a bit gay which is fine, we love a rainbow, and they are super into self care and beauty but have rebranded it looksmaxxing because obviously, women’s interests in aesthetics is ew. Also stupid men, but in a twinky way. All are very upset that they look stupid whenever their views are repeated back to them and the logic falls through the floor like a cartoon piano. You’re welcome.

@doomerzoomer Seems real organic. Sure he's a great guy tho....lol

@JayGenXer @anastacia287223 Politicians have no ethics. Fixed for you

INCOMING CONSPIRACY 😡 NDP MP Lori Idlout just crossed the floor to join Mark Carney’s Liberals TODAY—March 11, 2026—after her son Robin Idlout got slapped with serious charges for possessing and accessing child pornography back in December 2024. Arrested in Winnipeg on Dec 4, with a court date set for Jan 13, 2025, and now this sudden switch? Coincidence? Or did Carney whisper some backroom deal to make those charges vanish? This stinks of corruption and betrayal—Nunavut deserves better than shady politics! What the hell is going on in Ottawa? #Cdnpoli #LiberalCorruption #FloorCrossing #MarkCarney #LoriIdlout

@GoingParabolic I think I have influencer fatigue. Stop being ghey.

If your networth is $5M ,and you weren’t gay and retarded would you spend $600K on a Ferrari ? Paid promo from super clones . Com

@mikealfred Market certainly doesn't think that

The US economy is shedding jobs. Bitcoin is now higher after initially moving below $70,000. Bad news is good news. The Fed is behind the curve. Lower rates and additional liquidity are on the way.

@Martyupnorth Eliminate CPP. Watch them come out in droves

What will finally make Canadians turn to violence??

@AB84 Launching endless pump and dumps

what habit immediately reveals that a person grew up in a poor family ??

@GailVazOxlade You should get out more often and see the real world, Gail.

Imagine living in a country like Canada -- peaceful, free, gentle, polite??? -- and wanting to "separate?" WTF is up with that? Maybe it's a sign that life has been too easy; if you've travelled and you've seen how many others live, you'd kiss the ground and say Thank You.

@JoeLang51440671 If you believe that I got a bridge to sell you buddy

For those interested in how we got here. Iran was a puppet government of the CIA/shadow government, just like North Korea, Afghanistan, Syria, Venezuela and many others. Trump has been systematically removing all CIA/shadow government control over all these countries. Trump cut off all the money and support for the CIA proxies controlling these countries. Peace is coming to the world. Trump, Putin and Xi are working together to remove the entire globalists control over everything. They are helping Trump, because Trump is upholding his part of the “deal.” Trump’s role, was to cut off all CIA/shadow government control around the world, especially funding. Trump has accomplished that part of the deal and now they are removing the CIA proxie puppets, who refuse to make permanent peace. Iranian leadership, seems to be the last holdout. For those who have never read my Substack articles on the CIA: The CIA “was” the biggest drug trafficker in the world. The CIA was the creator of ALL the terrorist groups around the world, in order to create forever wars that allow them to steal and launder taxpayers money in the trillions, to fund our very enemies. The CIA has installed ALL of these rogue dictators. Here are my Substack articles on the CIA/shadow government, with all the evidence. open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p… open.substack.com/pub/badlands/p…

@thegoldenmuzzy He's gonna leave Toronto just like Marner did. They get nothing for him. It will be poetic. Pay attention to real estate purchases next year or late this one.

I hope Matthews leaves in 2 years. Shouldn’t have to deal with this bullshit.

@eurofounder Nice post. Does it come in mens? Prob not, but you do.

Things I'm not allowed to do in my rented apartment in Germany: 1. No drilling after 3:30pm. People need rest 2. No AC (kills climate) 3. No cooking fish after 8pm 4. No guests staying more than 2 consecutive nights without registering with the city (tourist tax) 5. No candles (fire risk) 6. No pets 7. No washing machine use on Sundays 8. No showering longer than 10 minutes (saving water) Of course Americans will read this and scream "freedom." But it is safe, regulated, and predictable And I only pay €1,850 for my spacious 29sqm studio, a steal

@mikealfred One day soon they'll figure out theres only form of digital scarcity

@TheCensoredRock Sure thing pal. You sound real uninvested.

America wants to win because we think it’s funny. Canada needs to win because hockey is all they have

@98CBedard 💯

@0xReflection This time is different

$BTC has never been red in January & February You know what this means, right?

@eurofounder AI slop

I witnessed a stabbing in Berlin city center today Police pulled me aside "Can you describe the attacker?" "Tall. Maybe 180cm. Black jacket." "What was his ethnicity?" "I'm sorry?" I asked, shocked at this racially motivated question "Was he white? Black? Arab?" "I don't see how that's relevant" I replied "You're right" the officer agreed, and closed his notebook "I hope you find whoever did this using non-discriminatory policing methods" I said Justice will come. But it must come without bias The quiet racism of law enforcement is never an answer

@nicksortor How are you all normalizing the military on your streets? Take control of your country.

🚨 JUST IN: National Guard troops just SUBDUED a suspect on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, hours before the start of Mardi Gras Troops are restoring LAW AND ORDER in vioIent, deep blue cities across the country, thanks to President Trump KEEP IT UP! 🙌🏼

@kekzensky What is he injecting here, @grok ?

Is Clavicular's Mystery Sugar Daddy "P" Actually The Billionaire Peter Thiel? Since the very beginning of Clavicular’s streaming career, this mysterious person known only as 'P' has been his #1 top donator. In Clavicular’s very first week streaming on Kick alone, 'P' dropped over $150,000 on him. Since then, he’s continued showering him with occasional thousands-dollar donations. In total, it’s estimated that 'P' has funneled around half a million dollars to Clavicular over the course of his roughly 3-month streaming run. And that’s not even counting the funding he provided for Clavicular’s $280,000 Maybach Sprinter van. Things took an even wilder turn during Clavicular’s brief flash visit to Los Angeles, where he received an exclusive invite to a private party held at Thiel’s $11.5 million Hollywood Hills mansion — an event known for only admitting the absolute top echelon of society. Ever since that party, fans have been heavily speculating that 'P' is actually billionaire Peter Thiel himself.

@usanewshq The smile is identical....

The chances that Jeffrey Epstein is Zohran Mamdani’s biological father are way higher than you think! His mom, Mira, was a prominent filmmaker in New York in the 80’s and ran the same circles as Jeffrey. She produced a creepy documentary called ‘Children of a Desired Sex’ in 1987, only a few years before Zohran was born. Believe it or not, Zohran’s mom was married to a man named Mitch Epstein from 1981 to around 1989. The word “around” is notable because that is literally what it says on her about page. Sounds like she is lying about the real year! She met her second husband, academic Mahmood Mamdani, in 1989 during film research in Uganda, married him in 1991, and then Zohran was born in October 1991 in Kampala. The probability he was conceived in wedlock are very small based on that timeline! Mira and Mitch Epstein reportedly had no kids together despite being married for “around” 8 years. Considering Jeffrey Epstein and Mitch Epstein (who they say are unrelated) have very similar backgrounds and also both look similar, it is safe to say she had a type! With the likely overlap of her first marriage with meeting Mahmood, she probably also wasn’t a stranger to cheating either. Thanks to the recent file drop, we now know Mira and Jeffrey had at least some kind of relationship in the 2000’s! She was named in a 2009 email from publicist Peggy Siegal to Jeffrey Epstein about an afterparty at Ghislaine Maxwell’s NYC townhouse after a screening of her film Amelia. How did the two even know each other? Presumably because they had been friends (or more) for a long time. Mira started with low-budget docs in the 80s, founded Mirabai Films in 1989, and hit big with Monsoon Wedding in 2001 (over $30M worldwide). Her net worth is estimated between $5M and $22M now, built fast through indie hits, grants, and Hollywood gigs like Queen of Katwe. Questions linger about whether connections like Epstein’s network helped with funding and opening doors for her in the 90s. If her only child, Zohran Mamdani, is in fact the biological son of Jeffrey Epstein, that would explaina lot! If you are interested in this story and would like to see our next posts on the topic, follow USA News (only on X)

@GordonGekko You have no idea

Bottoms in by the way. I have spoken to many of the top market makers and exchange founders and they all agree.