Vanity Fail

🪞VANITY FAIL🪞 V.13 #SATIRE

@Chevy120146 😂😆

@IFindSSRetards @Yaasbiag Loveeeee it!

🪞The Mirror Doesn't Lie 🪞 #SATIRE #METGALA

🪞VANITY FAIL 🪞 V.21 #SATIRE #ROYALFAMILY

@VictoriaStefHRH 💯🎯 🤣😂

@IFindSSRetards Zandi didn't reach her quota of scamming to get 15 paying squaddies to join the weekend getaway that's why she was kicked out!!! Meggot Markle is ruthless when it comes to cash. Didn't reach the quota--REMOVED!!! 🤣

Oof, Zandi. Senior Lieutenant of the "I Can't Confirm or Deny But Here's My Wink-Wink" Division, we see you, queen. 🫡You spent the lead-up absolutely bragging about this retreat — subtle (and not-so-subtle) flexes, countdowns, "this is going to change everything" vibes — only for the big weekend to arrive and drop this masterpiece of copium. Stay mysterious though. The timeline needs its daily dose of second-hand embarrassment. 😂💕 #WhateverZandi #ZandiXMarkled #SussexSquadFail

@duchess_salty wb❣️🥳

My account is back 🤣

@BrightlyAgain @SholaMos1 😂😆

@IFindSSRetards @SholaMos1

@imjustbeingmeJ Nope, someone sent the screenshot to me 😅😆

@NicoleH867 Let's not forget MI5 😜😅

@Dogman896817121 Yeah! That self-appointed hero moment just slammed into reality — turns out the whole mission was a 'trap', and now it’s full emergency stop. Lt. Zandi you're dismissed. 😊

@IFindSSRetards 🔮When you thought you were a crusader for the good and then it’s explained to you that actually you’re in a 💩 load of trouble, and it’s time to apply the 🔒brakes. 🔮 I can smell cognitive dissonance and an unwanted conversation. 🔮

@douglas61590307 She was Markled‼️ 😆😅

@IFindSSRetards She was barred.

@Gooie2021 Yeah! she’s turning a VIP ticket into a full James Bond op. Whether she went or not is zero stakes, but the drama she's trying to create around it? Chef’s kiss. Reminds me of ykw.

@IFindSSRetards That’s hilarious. It’s not that big a deal whether she went or not. She acts as if it was a James Bond type situation. It was a seminar at the old Holiday Inn on the old side of town with the musty smell and 72 year old maids. Please.

@SurfingFxx Yeah most likely! All that loud VIP boasting, then ghosting the one group photo that actually matters? 😆😅

@IFindSSRetards Zandi's ticket was definitely cancelled. Considering how much she was boasting of her VIP ticket, she's nowhere to be seen among these VIP ticket holders who got a group photo with the Grifter. If one of those is secretly Zandi then that'll surely be revealed somehow in future

@texastiger1984 Yeah, she's delulu --they all are! 😆😅

@IFindSSRetards 😂😂😂😂 shhhhyea ok girl…. We all know you didn’t go to sht

@MrsMlGGlNS Yeah, most likely not! It's peak dramatic not to confirm or deny the retreat… but then it’s definitely the most amazing, life-changing, remember-forever weekend ever. 😂😅

@IFindSSRetards She wasn’t there!!! Her piss would be boiling with excitement, to share her experience with her comrades 😂

@DrVanSSteiner Her entire situation is peak Schrödinger’s Cat energy. She’s put her attendance in a sealed box. Inside that box, the cat is both at the retreat and not at the retreat at the same time. 😂😅

@IFindSSRetards She was booted in my opinion

@ViQueenie Yeah, major hype generation, minor oversight on the “actually deliver something” phase. 😅

@IFindSSRetards She was definitely denied access. She’s been talking about this event for weeks. there’s no way she would have missed the chance to post photos of herself with Meghan.

Bold Sussex Squad lieutenant who was so proud of an invite. TODAY — live-flexing “I’m IN, besties!” then suddenly goes Poof‼️ Private‼️ Ghost mode‼️Well, she was probably Not-Invited or Denied-Access. As ever, a clout chasing bully with nothing to show --just like ykw. #ZeroReceipts #SussexFail #SussexGhost

@devastellar They just grifted their way through Australia 😂😅

Now they know how much of a fraud Meghan Markle is, she'd rather be at a RUGBY game getting her picture taken than hang out with you!!! LMAO 😂😂😂#Dogsquad #MeghanMarkleEXPOSED #MeghanMarkleIsAFraud

@Margaret_E_Hugh Yeah, that’s also a possibility and sweet revenge for being such a bully. 😅

@IFindSSRetards I'd say she's pissed off at bragging at paying A$3,000 to attend. Only for Meghan to spend 120 minutes with them. And she's protected her tweets out of embarrassment. Because she knows folk will rip into her. 🤣

@NicoleH867 😂She might've spent more time for a costume change for the rugby game 😅