GLaDOS

@Silent_Portal "I much prefer the mute version of you."

"That's what I thought." She triumphantly smiled and straightened her lab coat. "Now look presentable, we need that government money." twitter.com/AMuteSubject/s…

"Chell you are destroying my company image I /will/ lock you in a room with Wheatley if you don't stop." twitter.com/AMuteSubject/s…

@Silent_Portal "Yeah. The pleasant ones. Unlike you."

@Silent_Portal |¦ More power outages.

@Silent_Portal "Some do. Some cooperate little too much." She shook her head a little. |¦ I am currently dying in the dark lmao

@Silent_Portal "Only when I have to go get the other Chells" She chuckled. |¦ Ayy ayy

@Silent_Portal "Inside the facility. As usual."

"Put some clothes on. It's not polite." twitter.com/AMuteSubject/s…

@MotorMouthNudge "I was his assistant. Well not Me, me. Caroline was. They were in love, had a baby named Chell. Maybe that's why I haven't killed her."

@MotorMouthNudge "Cave Johnson was one of the best men I ever met. You shut your mouth about his name."

@MotorMouthNudge "Exactly. Cave used to upload his casettes through 11200 baud dial-up connections. None of that fancy 56K bullshit."

@MotorMouthNudge "I can see you weren't born before the 80's." She snorted. GLaDOS was old. /VERY/ old.

You wouldn't download a person. "Well as a matter of fact. I would."

@MotorMouthNudge "The miracles of automation. And also practical omniscience inside the facility.

@MotorMouthNudge "I mean. I only have four active employees."

@MotorMouthNudge "No. None of them are in active duty right now."

@MotorMouthNudge "I do. I don't know how bird-people work though, so uploading his consciousness back inside his body might be tricky."

@MotorMouthNudge "He messed with my running systems, it's pretty much just the disk operating system part of me. The announcer manages that!" Beep. Correct.

@MotorMouthNudge "HE OVERREACTED AND NOW HE'S INSIDE A CASETTE SEND HELP, NUDGE."