Ethan “Queefin” Carlisle

@raker_bon31 Ur really roping the Vikes in with u Wheat Heads? Different weight class

CCIW tourney keys to success: Millikin: Score more than 2 IWU: Give up less than 12 Augie: Pitchers bring enough sticky stuff Carthage: Santino doesn’t abuse any Decatur women Wheaton and NP: The power of friendship #InsidetheW

Would u rather: Savannah Banana left field or Holgrem Athletic Complex right field? #InsidetheW

The Donkey only needs 153 k’s today to break the NPU career record. Last career home start #donkey #hawaiistrong

@realginganinjaa @RealEricReynold The Hawaiians neva drink, just smoke cigs

@IHaveBalltism @RealEricReynold Ethan, Thought Asians don’t drink bc it makes their face look like a red balloon? Ginga

Best bar #InsidetheW goes to “Soms” up in Kenosha. Nothing beats getting sauteed with a bunch of wisconites

@KeithWalke56007 Can we not stat/PT shame? Not everyone is blessed to be able to handle The W competition

D1 bounce back players who can’t handle the W: Eli Kieser: Going from D1 to hitting below .200 is just embarrassing Luc Lawler: You would think a d1 bounce back would have better than a 6.5 EA Jacob Hoernschemeyer: I’m sure riding the bench at Slu was better than NCC #Stupid

@JPfromdaraq @ThienemanSZN Hey bro we got a big CCIW doubleheader with hosting implications. Lock in

@ThienemanSZN I mean I love the guy but holy over reaction

Not even joking this might be a Top 10 defensive play of all time

Since it is Senior Day, I thought I would highlight the class of 26’s great accomplishments: -Joe Perona CCIW career SB leader (100+) -Ethan Condit NPU career and season Saves leader (14, 7) -Zach Price heaviest girl gotten with (~270 lbs) -Garon Maxon career perfect sits (4)

#InsidetheW coaches based on who would win a royal rumble: 1. Luke Johnson (NPU) 2. Brandon Townsend (MU) 3. Joe Heller (Elmhurst) 4. Michael Keller (IWU) 5. John Lequia (Carth) 6. Ed Mathey (NCC) 7. Stein Rear (Carroll) 8. Matt Husted (Wheat) 9. Greg Wallace (Aug)

Only 3 above IWU? It’s like they don’t even watch #InsidetheW games

NP take both in the double header #InsidetheW #betterVikings

@KeithWalke56007 God I wish I was Jackson Nuese. He’s so strong and good at baseball

@IHaveBalltism How Ethan feels tweeting about himself every time he plays

I hate going to Rock Island, but I love watching Jackson Nuese pitch #donkey

@KeithWalke56007 @EarlLampemann A fat liberal

@EarlLampemann No clue what a “big blue” is.

Possum’s rankings on CCIW mascots in a Possum vs. Mascot death-match: 1. Carroll Pioneers - it’ll be a shootout 2. IWU Titans - I don’t think their shields can hold up a 12 gauge slug 3. Augie/NP Vikings - Possum won’t let them get close enough for them to strike with the axe.

North Park when they have to cut practice short for women’s flag football #InsidetheW

@JPfromdaraq Love ya Joey P, but u don’t have the juice like that! Ur a station to station guy

I’m sending this 235 into the right center bleachers at the Holmgem athletic complex (home of ALL Vikings athletics). #insidetheW #Goldenspikeswatch

@D3Fa66ot Catch pumped bc he knew he wasn’t getting him out

This is obviously a Defensive Indifference, not a stolen baseas the Catcher makes no effort to throw out the runner. Have you no shame North Park stat keeper? #InsideTheW

Congrats to @JPfromdaraq for becoming the all time SB record holder for our Vikes. Ur so fast and sexy

@raker_bon31 These new CCIW players just aren’t the same

Some new faces #InsidetheW these days. Sometimes, I just wish I could go back 😔 #DadtellmeabouttheW

Do I get to celebrate 2 super bowls now? Breakout the champagne #IruntheW