I know It's a Burner

@RazorFist It's not a cancellation; it's clearly just using speculation and circumstantial evidence to justify taking out all the aggression I built up in my life by not talking through my problems with people I know in real life on a random person that I've never met. It's very different.

I'll never understand locking or deleting your account during a controversy. It didn't work for famous actors. Why would it work for you? You give the cancel cult a W and they pounce the second you're back. Just stop posting and take a dump, dude. Delete the app if you have to.

@0hour1 I always properly process my food-stock rat poop so I'm not worried.

Nobody ate any rat poop today right everybody good nobody got a tummyache?

Do we need to revise the Hague convention to prevent pistol whipping with polymer framed guns? I would be concerned with too many amendments, however, because I don't want to start touching Geneva and tobacco.

Now I know why hollow points are a war crime.

I am concerned about the potential presence of microplastics in Hornady Critical Defense.

Suppressers are a human right.

Gun control is stupid, but CNN makes an interesting argument for common sense ``Loud Noise'' control.

@capeandcowell This is an abomination; everybody knows that God invented deserts to grow alfalfa.

China thinks it’s science fiction when they finally discover what an American invented 90 years ago

@RazorFist All things considered, it is likely that he already has been shot.

Finally. A fitting punishment for whoever invented Mumble Rap.

We honestly need to provide for equitable remedy in class action suits, though. Redbull makes enough money to RND some wings in a can; I demand specific performance.

I just filed my deceptive advertising lawsuit for Snickers; I have never once laughed because I was eating one.

Expect your notice to enter the class action any day now. I will be using the funds from this righteous crusade to right the wrongs of Laffy Taffy, Circus Peanuts and Candy Corn. My concern is that Candy Corn has enough corn product to withstand scrutiny, however.

@JustSomeNobod12 @RazorFist But only intelligent people would read something so artistic. Smart things should be held to lower standards, not higher ones. Do you think that Grothendieck was successful because of standards?

@IKnowItsaBurner @RazorFist

New rule: You have to read like 100 other Western novels before you are allowed to start raving about Blood Meridian on the internet.

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@RazorFist How am I supposed to even read Blood Meridian when there's literally no punctuation in the entire book? Who fucking writes like that and why would they be allowed to get away with it?

Common wisdom is that every person has a book in him. Does this say anything about the author of Where's Waldo, much less the Brontee sisters?

I don't know if it's manifesting or will-to-power, but Starbucks just fired the barista because my coffee tasted icky.

Defense attorneys are so uneducated; opposing council called into question the reliability of finger-indent-due-to-trigger analysis. Who could think that someone would become an expert in something unreliable and ponitless?

I find myself drawn to introducing grammatically incorrect punctuation when people would be inclined to believe a clause too long when written properly. People seem to appreciate the emotional support commas.

A dull question becomes "deep" when the asker makes it abundantly clear that everybody asks it. Bonus points are awarded if it's absurd enough that nobody has the heart to tell you otherwise. The triple crown is when you assure people that the only answer is in the negative.

Everybody knows that a knife isn't actually sharp if the edge doesn't curl due to gravity.