Will Kelly

@HORHEAD_Sales The yellow is so bad. I know I need water when my pee is that color.

These shits look like a fake pair of Jordans to me I’m trippin? Lol

@teej_dv That judge is guilty, of probably never having had a lonely weekend in his life.

They had to know.

@thdxr @creatine_cycle Well folks, it’s not called #closedcode

@creatine_cycle i never did barry's boot camp first i was too straight then i was too gay

i was too straight for the thiel fellowship. i was too gay for the palantir fellowship. i was just bisexual enough for the a16z new media fellowship retreat

@RepJackKimble @IowaRallyYak F’ing absolute wanker nepobaby response. “You guys are SO lucky, I could make SO much more working for my Daddy.” Fuck all the way off, then fuck off some more.

@IowaRallyYak Not true. I could make considerably more working for my dad and have in the past

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@kenwheeler @AdamRackis Do you get a handy from the delivery guy?

@AdamRackis what if i told you you could have them shipped so that you could enjoy them whenever

I would fucking kill for some Magic City wings rn

@brianmmdev Glorious day for the Morrison men!!! It’s the best one, I will die on this hill.

Just had my boys witness the masterpiece that is Tokyo Drift. They loved it lol

@kenwheeler Can I be on team #HotSauce here? Not a Drake hater but relevant…

“hey babe, drake dropped 3 albums today” “why” “the fuck you mean why, lol”

@chopboi612 @DarrellNeloms @NBRunning @waterwhendry_ Really just an all time best 992, and they sat for a lil bit!

@IKnowSoftware @DarrellNeloms @NBRunning @waterwhendry_ Nice!🔥 Seriously mad at myself for 😴 on this release.

Huge unDS tonite! Friend in town for biz gonna hit winery then bbq. These are my first Salehe Bembury @NBRunning shoes! The 992 is my fave model and the “Calm Be The Crater”s have the best colorway I’ve seen with these greens and blues. Also @waterwhendry_ socks are f’ing 🐐‘ed u can tell as soon as your foot slips in they’re premium materials. #sneakers #sneakerhead #NewBalance

@SSBrandon Thanks G!

Well played sir 🥃

@JamesC_PBA @AP Sir I doubt you have the cardio to wheel my ass from Texas to Florida, your blood type is likely ranch dressing. Have a great weekend.

@IKnowSoftware @AP I'll roll your punk ass off a dock And right into alligator Alcatraz you worthless piece of shit Period fuck you and your demon rats

BREAKING: The Texas Supreme Court rejects the governor's effort to remove Democrats from office over leaving the state to delay redistricting. apnews.com/article/texas-…

@Trogdor0504 @AP Jonah this post hits so hard you’re the man

@IKnowSoftware @AP As a fellow cripple i endorse this message

@kenwheeler Sir is your blunt filled with balsa wood?

listening to all 3 drake albums the tearing some pajamas

@adamdotdev “What’s it like to work with Dax?”

I sit to pee and sometimes I turn the bidet on just to feel something

@kenwheeler @creatine_cycle I just don’t eat mulch

@IKnowSoftware this is what happens when @creatine_cycle comes over

I’m trying to choke down one of these horse biscuits the wife bought and totally failing.

@randomrecruiter Buddy that trail is blazed and I’m heading down there anyway so sure 😂

@IKnowSoftware One like and you have to drink 12 glasses. Deal??

Friday, cold Pinot Grigio, some dope ass 992’s. #FancyBitch

@jerktherobot @DarrellNeloms @NBRunning @waterwhendry_ Nah these are the Salehe’s but End is for sure swapping my Seastones out so I’m happy!

@IKnowSoftware @DarrellNeloms @NBRunning @waterwhendry_ Aaaaay! I didn’t know u got to switch ur sizes! Nice!!

@AdamRackis There’s a spot called Fortunata Winery in Providence near my crib that makes pretty decent wine and has live music we hit on the reg. You’d did it!

@IKnowSoftware Seriously tho you look cool af where are you??

The freakin’ suede is so good on these 992’s I had to make a video 😂 #SaleheBembury @newbalance