Will Kelly

Black Sushi in Ogunquit Maine

@HeadmasterDuck Like this reply helped my light bill 😆

@IKnowSoftware The easiest way to tell if someone is pro data center is observing whether or not they voluntarily contribute to humanity's expanding need for data centers. This post, for example.

You’re pro data center because they host your AI girlfriend and the last time you were near a vagina was birth.

@SledgeDev Might be GLP 1’s

why did they change the way shrek looks

Hahaha Grok crushed this assignment

@freshfrfr @realBrandonGill McDonald’s for us, face full of tikka masala at home.

@realBrandonGill Says the guy the photoshopped his brown wife out of a photo

BlackRock has a scholarship program specifically for “diverse students.” Starbucks has training programs specifically for employees who are “bipoc.” This isn’t “diversity.” It is discrimination.

@SenFettermanPA STFU u hoodied slap dick go live in a Chinese data center then

China wins. 🇨🇳

@BradleyKellard Word masturbation

Jeff Bezos: "I've created $2.1 trillion of wealth for other people." "Somebody needs to make a list where they rank people by how much wealth they've created for other people." While talking about his net worth, he floated an idea that flips the whole concept of a "rich list" on its head. He did the math live, right there on stage. "Amazon's market cap is 2.3 trillion today. I own about 200 billion of it." "So if you take 2.3 trillion and subtract out the piece I kept for myself, then I've created something like $2.1 trillion of wealth for other people." That's not a typo. Trillion, with a T and it's not even his money. "That should put me pretty high on some kind of list." He didn't stop at himself, either. He immediately named who else deserves a spot at the top. "People like Jensen, Nvidia, he's going to be very high on that list." "That would be a pretty cool list. Somebody should do that list."

@SenatorCollins Yap yap yap yap yap yap stfu

While the investigation of the Biddeford shooting is not yet complete, it raises sufficient critical questions that I spoke with DHS Secretary Mullin last night and urged him to cease all non-urgent vehicle stops.

@aylacroft Full moon over Key West

@SledgeDev You can here the children chanting “REACT NATIVE!!!” as they bludgeon the XCode out of u.

they are doing this to me at work today

When that Blink 182 jam comes on that gets you so hype you rip your shirt off immediately and the wife has to remind you you’re on the Applebee’s patio. @TasonJorres

@SenatorCollins Time to retire to your garden you old hag

The shooting in Biddeford requires a full and impartial investigation of what happened. It is my understanding that the Biddeford police have secured the site and that the FBI is investigating.

@TMZ Who gives a fuck nobody cares about this Somali pirate we have lives, she’s the captain now, great job now fuck off.

Brad Pitt's daughter Zahara takes out ad to drop Pitt name 😬 tmz.com/2026/07/13/zah…

@thoughtlesslabs Not if u look like this guy

Can white people use gifs that use the n word? This is a genuine question.

If you’re not turning over a recycle bin like this every day at your beach house, you’re just not doing it right. It’s not even 5 pm.

Non-engineers building an app with AI

@NNavram @JDWhite112 @snkr_twitr @newbalance @UniqloUSA Love mine! Stole the alt laces from the Passionfruit 993’s.

Kaws x Uniqlo x New Balance New Balance MiUSA 992s are incredibly comfy and breathable. Being worn and appreciated as intended.

ICE fucked up fucking with Maine. It’s where New England keeps our freedom fighting rednecks. They don’t care much for dickless incels who don’t follow the Constitution.

@masterofoneinc1 Kubricks old go to!

@IKnowSoftware Kind of looks like an older Sterling Hayden.

Every year I post this pic it’s a total mystery. We stay in an old sea captains house on Drakes Island in Wells, Maine and I’ve been fascinated by this man since I was a kid and we first started renting here. Just look at this guy, no way he’s not CIA or some shit!