Isaac K🇰🇪🇳🇿

@its_fanuel I wanted to sleep, but let me finish drinking this one first.

@wilber1990f But you must be relocating permanently ama?

Watu wa majuu (UK n Australia) mnaezatumia exemptions za returning residents na uckear gari na like 150k tu. Hii nmeiclear sahii

@kipkoecheruiyot 😂😂😂

I performed a CS on a woman from Pokot early last year. I remember the husband was very interactive, glad he understands Kiswahili. In pokot culture, when a woman gives birth to a boy child, the husband doesn’t sleep with the woman for 6 months after delivery. If the child born is girl, the man is not supposed to sleep with the woman for 4 months. So, he brings her about a year 2 months later in labor, I do another CS. Later when we interact, I ask the husband what happened to the cultural rules above. Then he replies “kitambo watu walikuwa wanaenda kuchunga ng’ombe away for up to 6 months. Saahii siendi kuchunga ng’ombe.” Then his brother adds “unakaa na mtu usiku unasikia akiambia mtoto abujubuju utawacha aje.” We were left in stitches.

@ggiste Wewe nifunze kujilisha kwanza before mentioning those names.

Alafu Jomba, Last Year Muhoho Kenyatta earned Kshs. 1.6 Billion as dividend. As he was sleeping his money was making for him Kshs. 3,044 every minutes. Every hour he was making Kshs. 182,000 and Kshs. 4.4 Million everyday. Every month he was making Kshs. 132 Million from passive income. How much are you making per minute or per hour or per day that’s not from your active income? We must create a system that allows us to make money even when we you are sleeping.. Wacha tujitupe ndungu zangu. Poverty is the enemy.

@VictorNyakund10 I have bookmarked it for 2032.

@IKwemoi Kids don't change shit,provided they are healthy. They don’t eat much, 25K worth of clothes once a year is enough, Between age 1-3, before school fees kicks in, Kids are cheap bwana.

“Listen to online billionaires long enough and you’ll start believing Ksh100K is pocket change". I did a quick audit of my monthly spending and realized I spent Ksh53K last month. Breakdown: • Fuel — Ksh10K ( I barely drove) • Food — Ksh8,500 (lowered significantly since most of my food is homegrown) • Wine — Ksh3,500 for a 1.5L bottle of my preferred Carlo Rosé • Wi-Fi — Ksh3K • Family support — Ksh12K • Entertainment — Ksh8K • Airtime — Ksh2K ( I usually buy those minutes that comes with free data) • Tea & coffee — Ksh6K (mostly those evening meetups and small-talk sessions with friends) What stood out most wasn’t the spending, but the allocation discipline. I currently live off passive income, with a target of reinvesting at least 40% of my monthly cash flows back into income-generating assets. Last month, I reinvested 60% of my passive income, outperforming my own benchmark. That’s the essence of financial independence: lifestyle sustainability, controlled spending, and capital recycling through disciplined reinvestment.

@AIRTEL_KE Nitaambatana naanyi hadi tamati 😃.

@IKwemoi Amen 😃. Asante sana @IKwemoi for choosing Airtel, we care and have your best interest at heart. ^Lulu

I also think if I am paying more than 6k per month for Safaricom home wifi my phone number should have free bundles as well. Spending close to 13 thousand a month to Safaricom just for internet is diabolical. Why has the government and ministry of ict let these criminal activity go free? No telecom company should chew more than 10k of your money per month in the name of internet,we need thorough regulation and capping.

@VictorNyakund10 This is now a bankable story, wacha zile za come to my dm on telegram.

I started working at 22, driven by both financial pressure and a growing dissatisfaction with working in the healthcare field. That phase pushed me to deeply understand how money works and how to make it work for me. I eventually stepped away once my portfolio income could comfortably cover my living expenses. Today, I earn a predictable KSh 140K monthly from Treasury bonds (that forms 60% of my entire portfolio), while my expenses average between KSh 60K–80K. The surplus is consistently reinvested to expand stock portfolio(particularly in both local and global equities). With no rent obligations, my major costs remain fuel and food, which keeps my financial structure lean and efficient. That said, I’m still economically active;engaging in farming and occasional brokerage deals. What I walked away from was the rigid “clock-in, clock-out” system and predefined task structures.I am not answerable to any boss, my focus now is on building income streams that offer both financial growth and personal autonomy.

Would you vote for Edwin Watenya Sifuna as the 6th President of the Republic of Kenya?

@Frednjerii You should have left before they fired you. Any private job paying above 100k in Kenya is not sustainable. It's only a matter of time before they replace you with one of their own. Kwani wewe unaona hr atakua na niece/nephew wake ako jobless na wewe unauma 450k za bure?

On Monday morning I was fired from a job that was paying me 450k a month,it's on a Thursday and I have not yet recovered from it ,so today morning I decided to head to my shop that I started as a side hustle,its so heartbreaking 💔to find out that my relatives to whom were my employees have been mishandling my business no stock ,no cash am now counting losses .it's more than a heartbreak what kind of life is this we are living,yet I have been investing all my net income in it🤦

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care We need to see heads rolling, those designers need to be accountable. We know KPIs ni mingi lkn it cannot be at our expense.

A message to our valued customers on My OneApp.

@VictorNyakund10 True, it's a reliable car. I am a farmer domiciled in the mountains. Anything raised serves me well.

@IKwemoi Just love it for reliability. That shit never breaks down. But it is nowhere near what my dream car is!

The real advantage of flexible income streams is control over your time, when you can work any day you choose, you can design your lifestyle so that any day feels like a weekend. That balance, paired with a calm “village breeze” environment, is ultimately the true return on investment.

@Wierd_Elf @kamauwaruhiu Kwa sauti ya chini😂😂😂

@IKwemoi @kamauwaruhiu Bendera umeeka kwa jina means mahali uko ni oily ajab...we unafaa ata uweke party na after-party ata😂😂

Parents can be their children's enemy. Your daughter tells you she’s coming from the Middle East, where she has been for 3 years, earning 50k monthly. She has been sending 20k for her child’s upkeep. That leaves her with 30k, a little over 1 million. You hire a whole Nissan to go for her at the airport. You have a tent and food at home with outside catering and a pastor to give thanks. The total damage is 70k, and now everyone knows she’s home. Beggars crawl out of the woodwork. You have her repair your house, and 3 months later she is broke. You have eaten 3 years of your child’s life. Why?

@senjuur1 @kamauwaruhiu The re-entry from Mars will be lowkey like the exit. You know how we did last time😅

@MasculinitySato @Safaricom_Care I can't make any transactions without spending over 250 shillings to buy bundles and adjust settings to data roaming.

Dear @Safaricom_Care, This is honest feedback: Your actions have disrupted users, especially those in the diaspora, as well as businesses and families, by forcing logouts and making the new update available only through Safaricom bundles Log us back in and fix your mess. End.

@muchogokariuki We don't have good and bad courses. Tell him to do nursing if he can.

As a teacher, it's heartbreaking that I can't even advise my own brother on the right path. He excelled scoring a B+ in one of Kenya's top extra county schools, with impressive grades in chemistry, physics, and math. Yet, every option he considers feels like a gamble accountancy, chemistry, even computer science. I see friends with these degrees struggling to get by and some sleeping hungry in Nairobi, and I’m terrified. The government is offering no safety net. Our brightest youth deserve more than this uncertainty. The system is failing them, and we can’t stay silent.

@AyatollahAraafi @grok is it true?

🚨Breaking: China on the Hot Line Today - A Shocking Surprise That Shook the World!! Reports indicate that Trump asked China to halt all dealings with Spain and stop exporting any products to it due to Spain's recent stance. Shortly afterward, the Chinese president appeared and announced a halt to agricultural fertilizer exports to the United States. It's worth noting that American farms rely heavily on Chinese fertilizers. Following the Chinese president's decision, agricultural product prices in the United States doubled today, and prices for everything else there rose, including oil prices – a rare occurrence.

@Makiadi_ Hyo kiburi baado inanilalisha njaa saizi, sijui na kusimp ata kabisa.

The reason watu wa kuunganisha certificates are successful in life especially hapa Kenya while academically gifted students struggle is that they learned the art of simping na kulamba wakubwa early in life; something that’s rarely taught in mainstream education. Shida kubwa ya intelligent people is thinking the world owes them a lot for being smart, na kiburi mingi, which is a very big disadvantage in the real world.