Beef Soup

Chris Paul def first ballot HOF after tn

Dihydrogen monoxide should be banned everyone that ingests it dies

@Ted_BundyBurner Quarter system 🤮

Mfs goin home rn and I’m here till the middle of june??? I’m gonna commit some violent crimes

Why do the people that wake up early make the fucking schedules? Why don’t we collectively as a society say fuck it and all normally start our days at 11 am

We all know “Everytime We Touch” is a banger but “Evacuate The Dancefloor” absolutely SLAPS

I could watch the Padres and the Dodgers play each other every single day for the rest of the season and not even be mad about it

Can we have protests over the price of popcorn and snacks at movie theaters?

@Ted_BundyBurner It appears that someone likes seltzer

Dudes who hate on other dudes that prefer seltzers to beer are insecure as fuck

Sleep schedule more messed up than pineapple on a pizza

@Ted_BundyBurner Workout partners 💪🤙

Remembering freshman in highschool Ryan’s actions 😖😖

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

Hamburger. Cheeseburger. Big Mac. Whopper?

@Ted_BundyBurner Word around the office is Kyle has a huge pecker

Okay what the fuck.

@Ted_BundyBurner Facts

Tapatio chile limon seeds are a gift from god And ion believe in god like that

Ready for fucking disappointment.

Vuvuzela is top tier instrument

@Ted_BundyBurner Studying hard and doing well in class! :)

If anyone has any suggestions hmu

Tryna pick up a new hobby this quarter front runner currently is alcoholism

My bracket lasted longer than my last relationship: 3 days 😎

Normal NCAA teams when they’re playing another team: 😤 NCAA teams when they’re playing Oral Roberts: 😰

@Ted_BundyBurner You speak truth young sir

Nothing good has happened since harambe died.