Ian Maycock

The only management Tim Sherwood should be in is Anger management.

City and Arsenal drop points. Chelsea lose... Liverpool fans right now! vine.co/v/Mh7ZgT1reZv

The thought of being weak, small and average is hateful!!! #TrainLikeaMachine #TrainInsane #strongisbetter #strongmanutah

Gibbs is gonna get sent off here for City

Lol.... #Cock

@chrisflowers78 @Darren_leake yes D cubed!!

That comment!

The first girl attacked in the movie "Jaws" was screaming in real pain - The harness broke her hip as it dragged her through the water.

When someone touches Robben... vine.co/v/hrEPVlFeWHF

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the same old b**lshit story as to why you cannot #achieve it.

These German names are getting ridiculous..

@GeldardJames Jesus, maybe I'm lucky I'm blagging my head with maths if that's my options!

Saturday night is not the time for maths!! #badtekkers

Crack....

@GeldardJames swimming lessons? What are they? U forgot I finished work for two weeks, iv forgotten all about that place already!!

Unexpected Monday off!! #getin!!

Some of the great Premier League strikers scoring tonight. Suarez, Aguero....Bendtner.

@chrisflowers78 you??