Uncle squeeze'

I ain’t gon hold you, if my big bro bought my girl a birkin he might get shot that same day 🙏🏾

One thing about you ?

$1B parlay

If you had invested $10,000 in the first public company to ever exist back in 1602, today you would be dead

The last time Manchester united won a game the Strait of Hormuz was open.

yesterday while I cooked dinner for my son, he was so mature and said, "one day i’ll help you with bills, groceries, and expenses." my eyes teared up he’s a 33 year old crypto trader

oh ok

My bf is so irritating😭. I had an attitude this morning and he asked me

My friend complained about his girlfriend to me and I advised him to leave her. Today he posted “No snake can separate us.” Fair enough

My problem is that I want a God-fearing Kira Noir

I agree. But have you seen the girls at Le botti? my siblings can wait

Someone made a tiktok saying they were ready to commit suicide and someone in the comments was like “before you go can you take out a loan for me”

You brighten every room you walk out of.

Imagine spending weeks texting a lady and planning a meet up only to meet her and she’s 5’5

"This picture will not trend because i am not naked"

Women should start their lives from prison and earn their freedom.

As a man don't skip your hoe phase it'll come back and haunt you when you're married