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@MikeSonko poleni sana Rip "Kibogoyo"

KIFO HAKINA HURUMA We are deeply saddened by the passing of my brother-in-law, Ken Mutua, the younger brother to my beloved wife, Primrose Mbuvi. Our hearts go out to the entire family during this painful time. Ken was a wonderful soul whose kindness and presence truly touched us as a family. He will be greatly missed, but forever remembered in our hearts. To my wife Primrose and the entire family, may God grant you strength, comfort, and peace as you go through this difficult moment. May His love surround you and give you courage in the days ahead. Rest in eternal peace, Kenne, as we fondly called you.

@CarolRadull RIYAD MAHREZ or JOHN OBI should top that list so artistic and fluid

Is this the right order for the African GOAT?

@DearS_o_n The law is very lenient on women , avoid women at all costs unless there is a solid prenuptial agreement

@muriaso When you read published papers you will realize there are so many local cures to the so called "alcoholism". ,though I will never mention the cure herein , there is a whole industry formed around this "alcoholism" narrative. Just read....

Juzi I gave up on helping my former classmate. This guy got into campus politics before covid, after covid lockdowns, jamaa alibaki Juja kazi ni madem na pombe. He even switched off his phone to avoid kusumbuliwa nyumbani. Many days later, the guy became a fully functional drunkard, he cant do anything without alcohol. He even dropped out of school. So juzi, he went into a bar and ordered mizingas for yellow yellow damsels with hopes to sleep in some inches deep. Unfortunately, hakuwa na pesa. So his phone gets confiscated by the waiter, the guy calls me with a different phone nimsaidie na 3500 bob. I have done it multiple times but this one time singemsaidia. He is forced to call his shosh, who calls me and sends me the money to go and pay for the bill. The grandma told me to ensure that jamaa ameingia gari za kwao ndio afike nyumbani (ni kitu amezoea for the last 5 years). Mimi niko stage Thika, pays for the matatu but jamaa akakataa kuingia. Reason? Ati hataki kuenda home na kama tunataka aende lazima nimnunulie quarter ndio zishike, mind you all this time he is drunk and staggering. I refuse to extend the offer coz the grandma had told me to give him not even a cent. The guy refuses boarding, I tell the grandma, she tells me to leave him alone and I go on with my business. And thats how I left him in Thika. I know kuna mtu atanicriticize but if there is a guy nimejaribu kusaidia ni huyo. We even made mchango aende rehab but afterwards akarelapse tena. In everything you do, please dont be such an alcoholic, its bad. It has destroyed his life so much. The circled part ni deni ya pombe ya hiyo siku pekee

@KenyaPower_Care These two individuals landlord and tenant are mutually exclusive politely

Good Evening. The listed area will be affected by planned power interruptions tomorrow (08th March 2026). The interruption is part of network maintenance. For the advanced notice, use bit.ly/31u4jY4. To access the latest schedule, check under the most recent date. ^R.O

@KenyaPower_Care Can you stop this malpractice I am buying tokens and you are blocking the meter number 37193003086 ,politely GO CONTEST with the landlord in court, then get a court order and block him !!! you cannot block a tenant without a court order and prevent the tenant from buying tokens

@KenyaPower_Care I want to buy tokens and i am being blocked as a tenant sasa hii ni upuzi gani? my meter number is 37193003086 , the two processes are mutually exclusive

Update on Flooding at South C Substation, Nairobi Region. #PamojaTwangaa #PoweringKenya ^ZM

@KenyaPower_Care "Transaction failed. The format of your account number is incorrect. Please check and try again with the correct format of your account number."

@KenyaPower_Care cant buy token my meter no: 37193003086

@DavisThuranira Haki watoi ndio huumia

So many divorce cases by people who married just last year. What happened to the institution of marriage?

@Casandrafaith25 onetis ! always have plan B,C,D.... if plan A doesnt work , smoothest transition

When men get divorced, it’s usually very hard for them to remarry. I honestly don’t know why. Ama huogopa mateso yasirudi😅

@Kim_ALF0NS0 @Dr_AustinOmondi nah its published in nature the ultimate scientific journal kama una akili soma nature.com/articles/s4144…

@Dr_AustinOmondi Hio grower ya Mkenya hata iekwe fertilizer haifiki 5 inches.

Masculinity Saturday. There are two types of male penises ie growers and showers: A "grower" is a man whose phallus expands significantly in length from the flaccid to the erect state eg 1.5-6 inches A "shower" is a man whose phallus does not demonstrate such expansion eg 6' to 7' when erect. Both are normal. RT to create awareness

Mkenya hatawahi win any arguments Tena,akitaka tu kuongea atakua anazimwa😭😭

@Dr_AustinOmondi facts are stubborn

@ItsLeecapalot facts are stubborn

Hakunaga kitu ka growers hamna inches wacheni upus 😂🚮

@Grillo4455 Scientifically facts are stubborn

Sisi growers Kama haijaamka Buana hatuezi kubali ushike aki😂😂

What did Simeon do to him 🥹

@NairobiGossips oga obina amejiharibia jina

Oga Obinna lost KSh 1 million after Arsenal were beaten 3–2 by Manchester United. He had placed the bet hoping Arsenal would win.

@AlinurMohamed_ suicaid wotch for arsenal fans

Manchester United managed only 28% ball possession in the whole first half, and they still think they can beat Arsenal. Jokes on you Man U.

@futbolscreen rafinha

Guess the player VERY HARD