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@TeacherTired4 I've been unemployed as a teacher since Veterans day, and I feel AMAZING. We work ourselves to death. Pull back.

I've talked to them every day. And every supervisor says that it hasn't been assigned to a carrier but they will rush it. The package is packed just hasn't been sent. No one knows why. But because it's "shipped" I can't cancel or refund it.

Can we please make this viral... because this is ridiculous and I can't be the only one being held hostage. Ordered and paid for same day. That was Wednesday. Order said out for delivery, then said running late but if it didn't come by 8am refund. It's Saturday, hasn't SHIPPED

Decided to interrupt her time since she gets me all the timr

Wreaking havoc on the unprepared and uninformed adults who didn't grasp my understanding. I've never given up the habit. All done with a #2

This is what I do during meetings and trainings. Not because I'm not listening. Since I was child I've been a difficult but gifted student. I'm always too far ahead. My deal with my mom was she would always get me whatever art supplies. As long as I colored in class instead of

Public enemy #1

Bleeding mouth cut that I didn't know I had. Did I mention this happened while I was sound asleep at 3:30am. If I knew who it was... My money is on this juvenile delinquent. Also known as thing 1.

Your boy got mauled in his sleep by two vicious house cats. How did the inside of my mouth get cut open? I can only assume it was zoomie time. Somebody got chased onto the bed. And my face. Managed to claw my cheek, my arm in 6 places, and my stomach, plus this lovely

Watching my gf try to silently open a bag of treats so my oldest cat doesn't hear her is epic. You are 6'0" and she is a 13 yo horse cat. She's worried she'll wake up to Mittens standing over her. Again.

@swincat1 I was not a consenting party to this meeting. Yet we meet every morning. All of us. File into the conference room 1 at a time. The Black one, the Silver, and then the Siamese. Meeting always gets broken up by someone swinging on someone else.

It's like when you open a bathroom door it summons all the cats. We are not having a team meeting. Your litter box isn't even in here!

@heymrsbond @thechicks I was supposed to see Hamilton the day the world shut down. April 17th. I don't believe I'll be in a theater again anytime soon. But I also teach.

Here we have actual footage of me fighting my demons. Stay tuned for round 2.

@TLayaway @CallMeMoprah Performance anxiety is a problem. Couldn't even flat iron it into shape.

@INVSBLking @CallMeMoprah A flaccid mohawk is tragic

THIS HUMIDITY WILL BE THE END OF ME

OCD is my 9 year old self being so scared my parents would die in a plane crash that I insisted they stop flying together on vacation and they obliged it. I'm 34. My feelings haven't changed. They just don't listen, they claim I'm "grown" I'm not familiar with the term

@evolcigam @miiriya1 Me too

Oh, I need this.

This was actually really fun. I found the shoes in the closet, little bleach, little dye, and some fresh white laces. Oh and a little Montana Holograph spray paint.

When I have a lot of important lesson planning to do. I like to learn a new DIY skill instead. On this edition of "Shit I did when I should have been working" custom vans.