Adieu Tristesse, Bonjour Cyclones

Merry Christmas to everyone except all Iowa fans, Kirk Ferentz, Fran McCaffery, Keaton Paige, Ben McLemore, Shaky Smithson, Aaron Craft, Gene Chizik, a number of basketball and football officials, anyone associated with the University of Utah, Jonathan Garibay, Greg Sankey, the Rose Bowl, ESPN executives, Mark Emmert, the people that ripped down the telephone pole at the last VEISHEA, Steven Leath, the chef that poisoned the football team before the Ohio game, the official from the Liberty Bowl that called the fumble on the goal line that wasn’t actually a fumble, Adam Haluska, and EA Sports.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Rocco Becht has won the Heisman Trophy. Making him the first player in the state of Iowa who won the award and actually deserved it

If Ashton Jeanty doesn’t win the Heisman, I’ll k*ll myself on live TV

That "Let's Go State" Chant is pretty loud.

@IowaHoops THE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA

Final No. 3 Iowa State 89, Iowa 80

5 touchdowns 4 stops right back in it

@travisclones When the sun explodes

HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT PI

WHAT WAS THAT JOB BY THE DEFENSE

@GrantKessler8 Brother ewwww

Jerry do you feel me in you?!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CYCLONES LETS GO GET US A CONFERENCE TITLE

Good morning, everyone.

See y’all in Texas.

Guys. Gals. Others. I love you all.

💛❤️

THE MUTHERFUCKIN IOWA STATE CYCLONES HAVE 10 WINS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SCHOOL HISTORY AND NOW BYU CONTROLS THEIR DESTINY FOR THE BIG 12 TITLE

Beautiful.

STOP MENTIONE THE NUMBER 10 #Cyclones

Tomorrow. 🌽>🌾