OmuKuanyama ta tii:

The Universe For All, Mother Nature For Everyone! Be Kind, Be Humane, Be Fearless, Hold Your Composure, Be Strategic!

@genelife_ @Mbasure Bro, how do you know I a Omuwambo? But tje meat though😅😂

@IThaListener @Mbasure Like how do they even get it right 😭😭🔥

The ones at Opuwo 👌 I don't even mind being called "muWambo" when eating fresh cooked red meat with only salt as a recipe there!

@kopwatraas Aaye nxa! I got your granny's number😂

The store😭

@kopwatraas For what?

Let me camp here🫩

@IThaListener Yes that’s possible to have 3 in one, you just need to know the names of the funds you want.

the 14 percent I used in the example is the long-term average return for well diversified equity portfolios, not money market or bond funds. Those are very different products with very different return profiles. Money market funds return around 6 to 9 percent per year. They are low risk, capital protected, and meant for emergency funds and short term savings. They will not get you to N$5 million. Bond funds return around 8 to 12 percent per year depending on the fund and duration. They are moderate risk and suited for medium-term goals. Better than the bank, but still not the engine for long-term wealth. Equity funds and ETFs are where the 12 to 18 percent long-term averages come from. These invest in shares, both local and global. Funds like the Satrix MSCI World, Satrix Top 40, Satrix 500, Sygnia Itrix MSCI USA, or locally managed equity unit trusts like the Old Mutual Namibia Growth Fund. These are higher risk in the short term, but over 10, 20, 30 years they have historically delivered the strongest returns of any asset class.

@Hamunjela I see... how about one to invest in both, for example: Money Market: 35%, managed funds: 35 and growth fund: 30... Many of us are not even aware of bonds, equities, funds... and how they work.

With 7 percent annual escalation, approximately R48.9 million. You contribute R4.15 million of your own money. The rest is compound growth. With 10 percent annual escalation, approximately R67.2 million. You contribute R8.13 million. The rest is compound growth. Flat R2,500 with no escalation, approximately R28 million.

@kopwatraas Aaye nxa!😂😂

@IThaListener Tatekulwee 😭inandi kuata mukuetu😭

My aunt so entitled to my salary😭like girl, wait till I am making big bucks😔

Where are we watching Champions League final ne?

Ladies are the same... my sister is chatting with me, asking whether I have eaten anything today and all other unnecessary things she never asked mid month. Mxium!

@kopwatraas You are acting like one neighbor granny whenever she was coming from opeendjela... just by seeing someone she was already emphasizing: "i nandi tatula natango, oh".. bro, you can't even greet her on that day💀

@IThaListener I didn’t get paid yet tate ove😂

@kopwatraas I am not buying into that.... paid people are very heavy, yoh!

@IThaListener I’m not saying that, I’m saying that I don’t have at the moment 😂

@Cashmanjnr @kopwatraas Ohoo... I do it according to my personal analysis on the words sounding and history...

@IThaListener @kopwatraas The "ua" writing

But isn’t that written by the colonizers?

@kopwatraas You are still young to be stingy, etse!

@IThaListener Nghiinasha manga boh🥲

@Cashmanjnr @kopwatraas Wait... you mean you are not convinced with "Kuanyama" or "Kwanyama"? Nge oua puilikine naua omukuelengedjo woitya oyo, omuna "u" afutama. That's why I prefer to lean on "ua" then "wa" too. Also, "y" & "j" can be used interchangeably too, molua omikuelengedjo davo melaka letu!

@IThaListener @kopwatraas I am still not convinced with those writing. Aashike it doesn't read right, that's like guava/gwava, squad/s'kwat... Taking it from Ndeenda's point that's a person who couldn't put w with other letters and decided that's the way.

@oldtimewatcher Do you mind sharing that piece of art, bro?

@YourUncle0loj @IThaListener @mOkapendi @Alias_is_Boss The case of Damaras is like that of some San larping as Wambos, Wambos assimilated so many San people they lost their languages and truly believe they are Wambo, We have a saying that Ngadjeras are owners of the country (oshilongo),it was well known that Ngadjeras are bushmen

But what tribe initially lived in Windhoek? Like, before the city, what tribe was living there? Bushman San?

The luckiest people are those in Relationships right now,I am talking about those relationships where you know that you have someone besides all the time, you can never have a bad day alone,or keep good news to yourself,you literally have someone to talk to, that's being lucky fr