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Patrick (in Floriduh)๐ŸŒน๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ†

Patrick (in Floriduh)๐ŸŒน๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ†

@IUB1G

Retired Economics Educator. I really donโ€™t give a ๐Ÿ’ฉ. Ask to DM. Donโ€™t ask = BLOCKED. White Sox fan since 1963.

๐ŸŒrepublic in SE USA. Katฤฑlฤฑm Kasฤฑm 2013
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Marco Foster
Marco Foster@MarcoFoster_ยท
Jennifer Welch on Mike Johnson: โ€œThis guy is a fanatic. This guy is a religious whackjob. Everything Republicans tell us about Iranians, the call is coming from inside the house. Itโ€™s Moses Mike and Hegsethโ€
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Captain Obviousโ„ข๏ธ
@ByronDonalds has a good chance to become the Governor of Florida. He has a criminal record.
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Harry Eccles
Harry Eccles@Heccles94ยท
RT if you agree
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Nature is Amazing โ˜˜๏ธ
Nature is Amazing โ˜˜๏ธ@AMAZlNGNATUREยท
Just a dog having the best day of its life.
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Jesus Chrysler
Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerIIยท
From A.G. to cardboard sign holder in under a week.
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Olivia Clavio ๐Ÿฆฌ ๐Ÿ†
Happy โ€œIndiana Pothole Dodging Seasonโ€ to all who celebrate
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ…Simple Man ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
A friend sent me this ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ 16 is hilarious! These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center ) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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Blake Spires
Blake Spires@RealFakeBlakeยท
Are you a former championship coach no one in the pros will hire because of your personality? Ask your doctor if UNC Chapel Hill is right for you.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
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Liam Nissanโ„ข
Liam Nissanโ„ข@theliamnissanยท
Retweet the shit out of this one
Liam Nissanโ„ข@theliamnissan

Seriously why is #25thAmendment not trending right now? Why hasn't anyone been tweeting it? Trump is OBVIOUSLY MENTALLY ILL, he's threatening to use nuclear weapons, and absolutely NOBODY will use the power we ALREADY HAVE to remove him. Jesus fucking Christ. Use it. Now.

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X-Ray Barbie๐Ÿ’ž; Sarah with an H (Mama Smoke)
Good morning punkies. Not quite sure what day it is but Iโ€™m moving. Workout in, off to 6 hours at ortho then 6 hours at Urgent care. I promise tomorrow Iโ€™m not working. (Yet). ((Hugs))& loves. The sun in shining โ˜€๏ธ
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Donald J. Trumpstein fake
Donald J. Trumpstein fake@realtrumpsteinยท
Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Letโ€™s make sure it goes viral here.
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Crawford
Crawford@Mattheius2783ยท
Thereโ€™s only one Chicago baseball team in last place.
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PaulleyTicks@PaulleyTicksยท
Well, it looks like another stellar Easter Sunday at the Noem residence ;)
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Karoline Leavitt: โ€œItโ€™s hard for President Trump to make key decisions on Iran when he doesnโ€™t have enough intelligence.โ€
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