Patrick (in Floriduh)🌹🏈🌹🍑🏈🍑🏆🏈🏆

The Iowa Hawkeyes The arrogance of Notre Dame The tradition of Wake Forest

Jennifer Welch on Mike Johnson: “This guy is a fanatic. This guy is a religious whackjob. Everything Republicans tell us about Iranians, the call is coming from inside the house. It’s Moses Mike and Hegseth”

@ByronDonalds has a good chance to become the Governor of Florida. He has a criminal record.

RT if you agree

Just a dog having the best day of its life.

From A.G. to cardboard sign holder in under a week.

Happy “Indiana Pothole Dodging Season” to all who celebrate

A friend sent me this 🤣😂🤣 16 is hilarious! These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center ) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Are you a former championship coach no one in the pros will hire because of your personality? Ask your doctor if UNC Chapel Hill is right for you.

Retweet the shit out of this one

@SarahSevans2000 Have the best day you can!

Good morning punkies. Not quite sure what day it is but I’m moving. Workout in, off to 6 hours at ortho then 6 hours at Urgent care. I promise tomorrow I’m not working. (Yet). ((Hugs))& loves. The sun in shining ☀️

Happy Dyngus Day to all of you that celebrate!

Just a reminder of how the Cubs play during the season.

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

Works for me 🤭

There’s only one Chicago baseball team in last place.

Well, it looks like another stellar Easter Sunday at the Noem residence ;)

@dumbassghoul Bookmarking…

Karoline Leavitt: “It’s hard for President Trump to make key decisions on Iran when he doesn’t have enough intelligence.”