Jinja!

@dcblerg2015 @sciencegirl Way.

@sciencegirl No way ants evolved to learn about seed preparation.

There is a discovery about ants that has stunned scientists. When ants collect grains and seeds to store in their nests, they don’t just stash them away. They prepare them. Researchers found that ants often cut seeds in half before storing them, a simple but effective way to stop them from sprouting, even if conditions later become perfect for growth. But that’s only part of the story. Something even more intriguing emerged when scientists looked at how ants handle coriander seeds. Instead of splitting them into two, ants consistently break these seeds into four pieces. Curious, researchers tested this in the lab. What they found explained everything. Coriander is unusual, it can still germinate even after being cut in half. But once divided into four parts, it loses that ability completely. In other words, ants seem to adjust their method depending on the seed, preventing growth with surprising precision.

@JamesonDav18606 @sciencegirl I bet you're fun at parties.

@sciencegirl And how much tax payer money was wasted on such a stupid non applicable study? This is what we call science today...

@BotFinderUK Sadly no longer visible.

Wow an actual Epstein lover

RT @actualiteitjunk: Sir Lunchalot...

@Lord_Orc_4th @BotFinderUK You reckon?

@BotFinderUK Things that did not happen, this is one of them

ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME 😡🇬🇧 been out since 6AM knocking doors in leek for REFORM SIX AM SIX because thats when REAL PEOPLE are awake (turns out they are NOT) first door bloke answers in his pants i say “morning sir have you considered voting reform to save the nation” he says “have you considered leaving” and shuts the door SECOND door woman opens, sees leaflet, just goes “racist” and shuts it i shout “ITS COMMON SENSE” through the letterbox but shes gone upstairs THIRD door lad filming me on his phone “say something about woke” i say “woke is ruining everything” he starts laughing like im on tiktok THIS is what we’re dealing with tried explaining about labour’s secret plan (you know the one, cant say too much but involves bins and france) and also asking QUESTIONS about Rupert Lowe no one wants TRUTH anymore one bloke sprayed me with a hose HOSE about to give up when i knock this one door old fella answers says hes a WW1 veteran (looked about 140 but fair play) invites me in next thing i know im sat with him AND an amazon delivery bloke who just wandered in mid-drop and somehow SOMEHOW we all start singing WE’LL MEET AGAIN full emotional me, a war hero and a bloke with a barcode scanner tears in my eyes thinking THIS IS BRITAIN song ends amazon bloke scans something and leaves i walk out feeling hopeful immediately get shouted “oi racist” from across the road BACK TO REALITY im about to pack it in when Gemma Collins appears out of nowhere just says “dont give up babes youve got this energy” ENERGY??? im exhausted and being bullied by the public but i soldier on more doors more shouting more rejection eventually police turn up apparently im a “public nuisance” PUBLIC NUISANCE??? im doing DEMOCRACY they say ive been shouting through letterboxes and refusing to leave i say thats PASSION next thing im in the back of a van BAILED later (theyre “monitoring me” which sounds dodgy) now im home, haemorrhoids FLARING from 8 hours of standing, cant even sit properly, just rotating like a kebab applying cream constantly THIS is what fighting for your country does AND THE WORST PART just found out THERES NOT EVEN AN ELECTION IN LEEK NOT EVEN ONE and apparently reform already runs the council anyway so WHAT have i been doing since 6AM STILL FUMING THOUGH 😡🇬🇧

@BotFinderUK A pint of Laphroaig, breakfast of champions.

Our local in Leek is doing £1 pints for St George's Day, fair play. At lunchtime I ordered my pint and was refused. Now, as an Englishman of Scots and Irish parents, I thought I was safe from right wing exclusion and hostility, but no. "Sorry, Frank, no can do" says busty barmaid, cracking pert rack on her, but I digress. What's become of this green and present land this septic aisle, when a man's blood stops him getting a cheap pint? I feel sad. Was it because I vote Labour? All I asked for was a pint of Laphroaig! Turns out, my ban over that last bar fight still has two weeks to run, so, I'm off down the cricket club to look for a fight. Never give in, as Kate Bush and Phil Collins once sang!

@BotFinderUK Is jesus Robert lindsay? Power to the people!!

*we're fully aware St George didn't look like that.

If Christ and St George visited England today...

@DavidLeavitt Same. Just had a tooth out. 😔

Everything hurts I don’t wanna today

@GaryPetersonUSA Amen.

After legalizing scripture reading in the Oval Office, President Trump is our first leader guided by the spirits of Christ and Gondy to read Biblical passages to the American people, from Noah’s Ark to Jack & the Beanstalk.

Normal vs pro🤣

@leshenry71 @BotFinderUK @Knighthawkken It's not much more than it was in my day. The black market clearly works.

@BotFinderUK @Knighthawkken Because he only managed to raise £14.83 - and have you seen the price of Charlie these days?

Why did Tommy Robinson cancel this?

RT @BigBearF1: 😂😅🤣😅😂

@floboflo He's looking good for his age.

Happy birthday to Iggy Pop. 79 today!

@BotFinderUK Gawd bless'm.

Reform Patriots at church in Tamworth today

@BorisTrump6 @BBCWorld @Dioxanne Which is why the BBC mentioned it, absolutely nothing in the US. It would be ridiculous for them to state that they're facts before they've been proven beyond a doubt therefore atm they're suspicions.

@IWebberley @BBCWorld @Dioxanne That's called compliance in advance. It's why we are where we are today. We still have a free press in the UK.

The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency bbc.in/4tkKWyi

@BorisTrump6 @BBCWorld @Dioxanne In fairness if I was already facing a $10b defamation lawsuit I'd be careful with my language too.

@BBCWorld @Dioxanne Stop with the sanewashing. These aren't suspicions. These are facts.

@BotFinderUK If.

If Richard Tice had any integrity, he'd resign and trigger a by-election

RT @actualiteitjunk: #papertowels #bins...

@TerribleMaps What's that in *half the size of Wales's"?

Berlin is roughly 7 Belgiums away from Moscow

@NotAvgLiberal @BorisTrump6 Nice innit.

Today we’re leaving Europe. We visited Rome, Trastevere, Vatican City, Venice, Barcelona and Madrid. Not a single MAGA hat. Not a single Trump t shirt. Not on any tourist, Not in any shop. Not a single cop or law enforcement officer wearing a mask, Not a single law enforcement officer beating the shit out of anyone, for any reason. Europeans make it perfectly clear. They don’t like or approve of Trump. I’m going to miss it here.