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“Everyone’s trying to survive the end of the world… I’m just trying to rule what’s left of it.”
— Alvin Murphy
Fandom: Z Nation
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Alvin Murphy
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Alvin Murphy
@IZYouZ
The definition of insanity is doing the same exact thing, over and over, and expecting a different result. | AU & Crossover Friendly | OC & Canon Friendly |
Katılım Nisan 2026
65 Takip Edilen8 Takipçiler
There's two things in life you can't take back - Words and Bullets. So make sure you hit what you aim at and make sure you mean what you say.
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A pause—then he shrugs. “Funny how a zombie apocalypse really lowers the bar for being a decent guy.”
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Alvin lets out a low chuckle, wiping something questionable off his jacket before glancing over. “Y’know,” he starts, flashing that crooked grin, “in the old world, I was the problem.” He gestures vaguely at the shambling undead nearby. “Now? I’m practically customer service.
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@LineUpOrElse laugh.”
His gaze hardens just a fraction. “I’m not that audience.”
Another pause deliberate, controlled.
“But hey… you wanted a chuckle?” Alvin gives the smallest, driest huff of amusement. “That’s all you’re getting without earning it.”
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@LineUpOrElse A beat passes. He shifts his weight, not backing up, not stepping forward just holding his ground.
“See, the thing about guys who think they’re funny?” His head tilts slightly, a faint smirk ghosting across his face. “They usually need an audience that’s too scared to not —
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“Oh, I’m just that guy that ‘lights’ up every room I walk into.” He retorted, still keeping that calm smile.
“So… Not to be ( too ) cliché, because fuck… I hate being a cliché, but I just…. I have to say it.” He paused, expression slightly more serious.
“Heard you were —
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He laughs to where he doubles over from laughing a little too hard. Oh, he liked this one for wanting to be brutally honest. “Well aren’t you just a buzz kill or perhaps party pooper, either one works since they mean the same thing.” He shrugs feeling slightly disappointed.
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@LineUpOrElse Little thing people used to have before the world went to hell?”
Murphy paces a step, glancing off like he’s replaying it in his head.
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@LineUpOrElse He lifts a hand slightly in mock surrender, grin still frimly in place.
“Relax.. I wasn’t talking shit about you. I was joking around.”
He pauses, letting that sit for a second before continuing, tone dripping with amusement.
“You know… humor? —
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He laughs to where he doubles over from laughing a little too hard. Oh, he liked this one for wanting to be brutally honest.
“Well aren’t you just a buzz kill or perhaps party pooper, either one works since they mean the same thing.” He shrugs feeling slightly disappointed.
𝐍𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧@LineUpOrElse
“Do you… Want the honest answer, or the fake version of what you ( want ) to hear?” A grin, cheeky. Nonchalant. His crowbar resting against the side of his leg. “Because here’s the thing: I ( don’t ) want to follow you— Or anyone. But I feel like you don’t want to hear that.”
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He leans in slightly, voice dropping.
“I’m not some wannabe king of the apocalypse… I’m the upgrade.”
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“Yeah, yeah—I’ve heard of him. Baseball bat, catchy one-liners… real theatrical.” Murphy scoffs, shaking his head. “Cute. But see, I don’t pretend to be in charge. I don’t need props or a fan club to prove it.”
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“You ever notice how every apocalypse seems to come with a guy who thinks he’s the big bad? The leather jacket, the attitude, the whole ‘I run this world now’ speech…” He paces, talking more to himself than anyone else, a crooked grin forming.
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“So tell me… if you ran into me out there in the wasteland—would you follow me… or try to put a bullet in my head? Murphy smirks, arms crossed, eyes watching your every move. “Choose carefully. I remember faces.”
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