BiG BaD BooCH !🗣️😌💙

@tjjackson That banana mad as heck lol

I hope this image made you smile like it did me.

Wish my mom could live forever!

I’m so happy that I’ve never been a woman to only have aspirations of being a mother/wife. All the shit in the world to do and that’s your end all be all?

Everytime I put money away for a rainy day it start raining that same night

DID YOU KNOW?? ​The line "Annie, are you okay?" from Michael Jackson’s 1987 hit Smooth Criminal isn't just a catchy hook, it is a direct reference to CPR training. Till today it remains one of the most famous "hidden in plain sight" facts in pop music history. Here is the backstory of how a medical dummy became a global superstar. ​1. The Resusci Anne Connection: ​In the mid-1980s, Michael Jackson and his brothers took a CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation) certification course. During the training, they practiced on the world's most famous medical manikin: Resusci Anne (also known as "CPR Annie"). ​When you find an unconscious person, the very first step in the first-aid protocol is to check for responsiveness. Trainees are taught to shake the dummy's shoulders and shout: "Annie, are you okay?" ​Jackson was so struck by the rhythmic repetition of the phrase during his class that it stayed in his head. When he began writing Smooth Criminal, which tells the story of a woman attacked in her apartment, he used that exact medical check as the core of the chorus. ​2. "The Most Kissed Girl in the World": ​The dummy herself has a haunting history. ​The face of the Resusci Anne doll is modeled after a death mask of an unidentified young woman pulled from the River Seine in Paris in the late 1880s (known as L'Inconnue de la Seine). ​Because millions of people have practiced mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on her since the 1960s, she is often called "the most kissed girl in the world." A very wierd thing to know, yea? 😅 ​3. The CPR Tempo: ​There is a second, even more practical connection to life-saving. ​To perform effective chest compressions, you need a steady rhythm of 100–120 beats per minute. Smooth Criminal clocks in at roughly 118 BPM. While the Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive is the "official" song used by the British Heart Foundation, Smooth Criminal is technically a perfect tempo for keeping someone alive. Micheal even made sure his song was medically sound 🤣🤣🤣. In a 2025 interview, MJ’s sound engineer revealed that Michael actually kept a Resusci Anne doll in the recording studio for inspiration while he was laying down the vocals to ensure the "urgency" of the line felt authentic. Hopefully you've learnt something new today? 🌚 😂 Cheers 🥂 🙂 The Medic Who Writes™🌚

@ceraliza Aja

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

This is so crazy to me

@KevOnStage I know this was supposed to to be funny, but why did my eyes start to water 😩🙏🏾

The Toy Story message

#MichaelMovie is the best musical biopic I’ve ever seen, and it’s fitting for arguably the greatest performer of all time. What separates this film is the fact that Jaafar is LITERALLY MICHAEL. It’s insane. Gorgeously shot, beautifully performed, but the music is the legacy. Bless you, Michael ✨😭

@KevOnStage I agreed with everything minus liver and onions 😩. Also Blackly is (word and context) is now being added into my vocabulary 😂

What’s a food you love that everyone else hates.

"are you busy?" Me: "no" *incoming video call*

@MrsLadyJai 👀

Add me pls !!! I’m so hype

HEART-FED GESTURE: Financial Strain Is Mounting For TSA Workers As They Are About To Miss Their Second Paycheck Since The DHS Shutdown Began... And One Influencer Decided To Organize Food Drives To Keep Them Fed! ‘Lunch On Me’ Series Influencer @DaronTheChef Joined To Tell Us More About The Operation

Grocery store rotisserie chickens be hittin!

New fear remixed

@MatessaAsh Guinther’s

I would do anything to have them damn cheese sticks again 😭

@MatessaAsh You can order them. I forgot the name of the place but you can get the old school lunches from them

Btw pineapple belongs on pizza