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Sparta@I__amSparta·
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Sparta@I__amSparta·
@ignyharaz2 Watu wa amalemba🤣🤣 I'm sure hio shamba unasema ilikua either national housing au shitaho🤣🤣
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Ignatius
Ignatius@ignyharaz2·
One day in 2019 before Corona (6/9/2019), we had a colabo wholesale shop hapo Sichirai serving comrades wa MMUST at large. There's a farm huko Amalemba where we used to get the eggs at 300 per tray by then, and sell at a wholesale ya 350 per tray or mbili at 25 as it was. We used to buy 200 trays per week, sasa yule mathe alikuwanga na pick up ya delivery na alikuwa analipisha 1k. But tuka agree with my guy heri we bring them na nduth and save. Tulikuwa na nduthi moja ya loan and hired another one and we could to carry 100 trays each at once that's 2W, 10H , 5L. Kufika Ile roundabout ya hapo amalemba i think nili negotiate corner vibaya nkaaanguka somewhere there off road and had some breakages, my guy alikuwa nyuma yangu akaamua ku park tusaidiane kuamsha na kuokota moja mbili. Sasa pia yeye hakuweka bike vizuri on balance, yake pia ikaanguka 🤣 🤣 🤣. Now that's not a problem, while doing our best to save a good number of eggs, Trailer ya West Kenya lost a balance hapo roundabout na akapita na matumbe zetu sasa akaua zote completely. Though we left alive without any egg because watu walikuja wakaanza ku heist na we couldn't control but cry. We lost over 60k because we were saving on 1k or probably 500 juu we fuelled and hired an extra bike. Now my friend later akapata kazi hapo KeNHA kakamega na huniambianga kila siku akipita hyo place anaskianga harufu ya mayai na bado anaona traces za makwakwata, 6 years later 🤣🤣 I'll be attaching the photos ziko on my PC 🤣
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TurboDiesel@alexmwanzo

My client has a load of eggs that they are selling at 390 a crate for wholesale 0711712953 Eggs are in ruai and delivery can be arranged at a small fee Tell a friend to tell a friend

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Sparta
Sparta@I__amSparta·
@Am_Blujay You forgot to add he had digestive issues since 2024 and was never gonna make it for many years
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The Instigator
The Instigator@Am_Blujay·
R.I.P Craig. 1972-2026
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Ruto Must Go
Ruto Must Go@RutoMustGgooo·
@amenya_nelson You will just cool down. I'm not their member but Owuor is a different caliber, His teachings are Biblical.
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Sparta
Sparta@I__amSparta·
@idorenyin__ @KabohaK @_MOABYTE Funny enough I'd marry a Somali woman before landing my eyes on those masculine looking loud mouth Nigerian women
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@KabohaK @_MOABYTE See them here for yourself begging for marriage
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Sparta
Sparta@I__amSparta·
@Thee_mavERIC Nairobi is called "green city" for a reason you dumb fuck
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Sparta@I__amSparta·
@Africaan_ @OmbetaC So because i speak English i am a UK citizen? What is this logic smh
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Gen Z the 6th
Gen Z the 6th@Africaan_·
@OmbetaC How can they be immigrants and they speak proper kiswahili @OmbetaC it looks like you have never been in Garissa? You cant tell the difference between a Kenyan somali and North eastern Kenya somali? Come ill teach you the difference
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Sparta
Sparta@I__amSparta·
@IlhanMN Lang'ata women's prison is calling you walai pick that call
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Ilhan Omar@IlhanMN·
My hotel in Libio, Kenya #TIA# ThisIsAfrica#
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Joan Reals
Joan Reals@joan_reals·
I’ve got two pets that @KWSKenya would probably love to take away from me. And it’s not like I even went looking for them....nah, they came from the bushes and I started feeding them grains. Our friendship is heavily built on trust. They trust that I’ll take care of them, and I trust that one day they’ll be fat enough for some soup.
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Sev7n
Sev7n@Scoochie12·
@RCreflo @LemayianLeiyan Uyo ungesema shule ni yake ata si mbuthia😂😂😂😂 alikua anapea mtu side eye na izo specs zake unaogopa tu
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Sparta
Sparta@I__amSparta·
@georgediano Emotions aside..he's right but pia si ako na audacity wueh
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
Someone sent this to a cancer patient. Maoni fupi fupi please!!!👀
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Sparta@I__amSparta·
@DictatorWatch And just like that 65 lives are nothing because your favorite politician was involved there in between..fuck you man
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Dictator Watch@DictatorWatch·
One front tyre deflated. The left side..have they checked the brakes? Mercedes has highly efficient brakes. The killer driver said Jirongo didn't use the slow lane. No mention of the fast lane. Bus drivers have assumed that the fast lane (climbing) is theirs. They often refuse to move out. Unless Jirongo came from a petrol station then crossed multiple lanes to the right side, he couldn't meet that bus. He's lying. @ntsa_kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya
Daily Nation@NationAfrica

Cyrus Jirongo death: Wrecked Mercedes Benz former Lugari MP was travelling in when the accident occurred at the Nairobi-Nakuru Highway impounded at the Naivasha police station. nation.africa/kenya/news/ex-…

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Mugambi Nandi
Mugambi Nandi@MugambiNandi·
We used to serve ourselves alcohol at the Pride Lounge at JKIA. I asked the lady at the bar what happened. Apparently, our brethren, who shall not be named but whose identity can be deciphered without much effort, used to take away whole bottles.
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Mokera Jerseys
Mokera Jerseys@e_mokera·
Wait hii ndio mwili ya nyambura????? ***Uncrushed😂😭
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Sparta@I__amSparta·
@lordkingrar Judging by this chat hujapita 20 years na kama umepita lazima we ni mnono..ao ndio hawananga akili ka wewe
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Jeff
Jeff@st_kiag0·
@KenyansNoContxt Free homies...bros smile is too innocent for what they are charging him with 😭😭✌️🥀🥀
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Larry Madowo
Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo·
President Samia Hassan who asked “who are you?” so some powerful countries decided to reintroduce themselves
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Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo·
Tanzania foreign ministry “has noted with concern” critical statements from various Western embassies, the UN Human Rights Council and Thabo Mbeki Foundation after failing to convince them that all is well
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@ywnkelly·
Never in my life did I think I would get robbed at Archives.😭😭😭 I was waiting for a friend when some guy walked up to me and asked for money. I didn’t have any cash on me, so I said no.
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Sparta@I__amSparta·
@alasirimotors Hii unanunua pamoja na watchman wa kutembea nae kama passenger prince
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Sparta@I__amSparta·
@wanga08 @DCI_Kenya Let me go to kiambu police station i guess hapo ntasaidika right? The main one
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Ambalu Wanga
Ambalu Wanga@wanga08·
@I__amSparta @DCI_Kenya You can follow up with the OCS of that Station and if not of much help then the Sub County office who I can bet will take action.
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DCI KENYA@DCI_Kenya·
A HEROIC HOMECOMING FOR THE DIRECTOR DCI A wave of celebration swept through the DCI Headquarters earlier today as the Director of Criminal Investigations, Mr. Mohamed I. Amin, made a triumphant return home, fresh from his historic election as Africa’s Delegate to the INTERPOL Executive Committee. Mr. Amin clinched this monumental victory for Kenya at the 93rd INTERPOL General Assembly held in Marrakech, Morocco, on November 27, 2025, a moment that proudly placed our nation at the heart of global policing leadership. Welcomed with cheers, the Director was received by senior DCI leadership led by the Deputy Director, Mr. John Onyango, who hailed this milestone as a testament to Mr. Amin’s unwavering commitment, distinguished service, and decades-long pursuit of excellence in law enforcement. As we celebrate this defining achievement, we are not just applauding a leader; we are witnessing history being written before our very eyes. This victory is more than a personal triumph; it is a powerful affirmation of Kenya’s growing influence in international security and a source of renewed inspiration for the entire mission.
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