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@silas_timoteus_ Careful what you wish for

Do Kenyan🇰🇪 even know how use Twitter (X)? 🤔

@ignyharaz2 Watu wa amalemba🤣🤣 I'm sure hio shamba unasema ilikua either national housing au shitaho🤣🤣

One day in 2019 before Corona (6/9/2019), we had a colabo wholesale shop hapo Sichirai serving comrades wa MMUST at large. There's a farm huko Amalemba where we used to get the eggs at 300 per tray by then, and sell at a wholesale ya 350 per tray or mbili at 25 as it was. We used to buy 200 trays per week, sasa yule mathe alikuwanga na pick up ya delivery na alikuwa analipisha 1k. But tuka agree with my guy heri we bring them na nduth and save. Tulikuwa na nduthi moja ya loan and hired another one and we could to carry 100 trays each at once that's 2W, 10H , 5L. Kufika Ile roundabout ya hapo amalemba i think nili negotiate corner vibaya nkaaanguka somewhere there off road and had some breakages, my guy alikuwa nyuma yangu akaamua ku park tusaidiane kuamsha na kuokota moja mbili. Sasa pia yeye hakuweka bike vizuri on balance, yake pia ikaanguka 🤣 🤣 🤣. Now that's not a problem, while doing our best to save a good number of eggs, Trailer ya West Kenya lost a balance hapo roundabout na akapita na matumbe zetu sasa akaua zote completely. Though we left alive without any egg because watu walikuja wakaanza ku heist na we couldn't control but cry. We lost over 60k because we were saving on 1k or probably 500 juu we fuelled and hired an extra bike. Now my friend later akapata kazi hapo KeNHA kakamega na huniambianga kila siku akipita hyo place anaskianga harufu ya mayai na bado anaona traces za makwakwata, 6 years later 🤣🤣 I'll be attaching the photos ziko on my PC 🤣

@Am_Blujay You forgot to add he had digestive issues since 2024 and was never gonna make it for many years

R.I.P Craig. 1972-2026

@RutoMustGgooo @amenya_nelson Not a member then goes ahead to show that clearly you are part of the clergy umbwa🤣🤣

@amenya_nelson You will just cool down. I'm not their member but Owuor is a different caliber, His teachings are Biblical.

Huyu ni polo walahi, the guy who arrests critics of the mightiest 🤣

@idorenyin__ @KabohaK @_MOABYTE Funny enough I'd marry a Somali woman before landing my eyes on those masculine looking loud mouth Nigerian women

@KabohaK @_MOABYTE See them here for yourself begging for marriage

No wonder these Nigerian women are shocked when Kenyan men don't throw themselves at their feet. They're just so damn ugly with an annoying dialect that's also made worse with incredibly shitty diction. Articulation in the pits. They'll forever stay celibate in Kenya.

@Thee_mavERIC Nairobi is called "green city" for a reason you dumb fuck

Nairobi is so dark for a capital

@Africaan_ @OmbetaC So because i speak English i am a UK citizen? What is this logic smh

@OmbetaC How can they be immigrants and they speak proper kiswahili @OmbetaC it looks like you have never been in Garissa? You cant tell the difference between a Kenyan somali and North eastern Kenya somali? Come ill teach you the difference

If they are not citizens of Kenya/if they are immigrants. Please deport them. Immediately.

@IlhanMN Lang'ata women's prison is calling you walai pick that call

My hotel in Libio, Kenya #TIA# ThisIsAfrica#

@felix_makinda @Phineas14969711 @joan_reals @KWSKenya Hua zinarudi msituni zikichoka na wewe😂

I’ve got two pets that @KWSKenya would probably love to take away from me. And it’s not like I even went looking for them....nah, they came from the bushes and I started feeding them grains. Our friendship is heavily built on trust. They trust that I’ll take care of them, and I trust that one day they’ll be fat enough for some soup.

@Scoochie12 @RCreflo @LemayianLeiyan Watu wa anestar naona tuko wengi😂😂 .. momanyi kalewa wa kiswahili enzi zake

@RCreflo @LemayianLeiyan Uyo ungesema shule ni yake ata si mbuthia😂😂😂😂 alikua anapea mtu side eye na izo specs zake unaogopa tu

😂😂 huyu kijana hushinda Omegle 24/7, old money is very good

@georgediano Emotions aside..he's right but pia si ako na audacity wueh

Someone sent this to a cancer patient. Maoni fupi fupi please!!!👀

@DictatorWatch And just like that 65 lives are nothing because your favorite politician was involved there in between..fuck you man

One front tyre deflated. The left side..have they checked the brakes? Mercedes has highly efficient brakes. The killer driver said Jirongo didn't use the slow lane. No mention of the fast lane. Bus drivers have assumed that the fast lane (climbing) is theirs. They often refuse to move out. Unless Jirongo came from a petrol station then crossed multiple lanes to the right side, he couldn't meet that bus. He's lying. @ntsa_kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya

@MugambiNandi Nigerians ofcourse..very primitive mfs

We used to serve ourselves alcohol at the Pride Lounge at JKIA. I asked the lady at the bar what happened. Apparently, our brethren, who shall not be named but whose identity can be deciphered without much effort, used to take away whole bottles.

@KeMorara @e_mokera We bana🤣🤣

@e_mokera Tumbo iko kwa troza kama pistol😭

Wait hii ndio mwili ya nyambura????? ***Uncrushed😂😭

@lordkingrar Judging by this chat hujapita 20 years na kama umepita lazima we ni mnono..ao ndio hawananga akili ka wewe

I had the chaotic dating experience of my life this year 😂😂

@st_kiag0 @KenyansNoContxt Unaficha jina ya nini na iko owa public domain cheki fala🤣

@KenyansNoContxt Free homies...bros smile is too innocent for what they are charging him with 😭😭✌️🥀🥀

click the link and select KENYA 😭😭

@LarryMadowo 🤣🤣naaah wtf

President Samia Hassan who asked “who are you?” so some powerful countries decided to reintroduce themselves

Tanzania foreign ministry “has noted with concern” critical statements from various Western embassies, the UN Human Rights Council and Thabo Mbeki Foundation after failing to convince them that all is well

@i_am_belms Umbwa🤨

Never in my life did I think I would get robbed at Archives.😭😭😭 I was waiting for a friend when some guy walked up to me and asked for money. I didn’t have any cash on me, so I said no.

@alasirimotors Hii unanunua pamoja na watchman wa kutembea nae kama passenger prince

Kenyans are fine buying a Honda vezel for 2.8 or 2.7 million but not this ? FYI - the premio is a luxury sedan in japan used to carry company executives . Hizo vitambaa za white huwa za nini ?

@wanga08 @DCI_Kenya Let me go to kiambu police station i guess hapo ntasaidika right? The main one

@I__amSparta @DCI_Kenya You can follow up with the OCS of that Station and if not of much help then the Sub County office who I can bet will take action.

A HEROIC HOMECOMING FOR THE DIRECTOR DCI A wave of celebration swept through the DCI Headquarters earlier today as the Director of Criminal Investigations, Mr. Mohamed I. Amin, made a triumphant return home, fresh from his historic election as Africa’s Delegate to the INTERPOL Executive Committee. Mr. Amin clinched this monumental victory for Kenya at the 93rd INTERPOL General Assembly held in Marrakech, Morocco, on November 27, 2025, a moment that proudly placed our nation at the heart of global policing leadership. Welcomed with cheers, the Director was received by senior DCI leadership led by the Deputy Director, Mr. John Onyango, who hailed this milestone as a testament to Mr. Amin’s unwavering commitment, distinguished service, and decades-long pursuit of excellence in law enforcement. As we celebrate this defining achievement, we are not just applauding a leader; we are witnessing history being written before our very eyes. This victory is more than a personal triumph; it is a powerful affirmation of Kenya’s growing influence in international security and a source of renewed inspiration for the entire mission.