Mukhtar

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Mukhtar

@I_amMukhtar

Managing director of the SYM movement. Specialising in reputational analysis.

Katılım Mart 2020

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·3h

This whole Afroman vs. the police is too funny they wanted to sue him for $3.9 million defamation for making diss tracks roasting them, and it backfired.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·4h

Tomorrow is Eid, and Muslims across the country will be praying in parks because the sheer number of attendees exceeds the capacity of local mosques, even though they hold multiple Eid prayers to accommodate everyone. The usual suspects will claim it’s a form of domination.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·4h

They did him dirty with the camera angle.

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Qatar’s Prime Minister: This war needs to stop immediately. The aggression needs to stop immediately. Because everyone knows who the main beneficiary of this war is, and dragging the whole region into this conflict is.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·5h

This is what it was all about. It's nothing to do with imimminent threats.

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Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.

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Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·6h

@Bashful1010Cs It's brilliant

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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇵🇸@Bashful1010Cs·7h

@I_amMukhtar It’s possibly the greatest court case to happen because of the memes he’s came up with from it…. The songs are fucking killing me bro 😭 “ Randy Walter’s is a son of a bitch, oooooooo, oooooo” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·6h

*Israel deliberately targets a journalist* The BBC: Missile lands next to a presenter.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·8h

Marina is absolutely spot on. If Nick Timothy said that Jewish people gathering in Trafalgar Square was a domination. He would've been sacked.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·8h

Nigel Farage has stopped taking Cameo requests after he was exposed by the Guardian.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·8h

Trump will never stop being a racist.

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Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·9h

Donald Trump made a Pearl Harbor "joke" while meeting with the Japanese Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi. "Who knows better about surprise than Japan?.. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" The room went silent, and he looked around for a validation.