*ᅠtsunade.
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...I'm already into you, no need to keep selling it with the promise of violence. God that sounded less weird in my head.

Gwar har har! Don't worry -- he's not here to cause any trouble, taking over the land, you know, the usual. But honestly, he can say the exact same about the woman in front of him. He's surprised no one asked HER of all people for Valentine's. Does she -- uh, scare em off?

Yeah, who'd do that. [Eye roll.]

Sending flowers to a bar seems like bad taste, ma'am.

He feels her pain. While chocolates and gifts from his underlings are nice, they are not quite the same as spending them with someone in particular. [ He's a surprisingly tender & romantic kinda guy. ]



Yeah! Such a pretty shade of gold.



… They should drink together~!

Does she need like. . . A bra or something? Her strap is slipping.






