Iain Rodger ⭐⭐🌍🏆

Top 4 Chelsea, pre Abramovich.

Are you having a quadruple?

kepa and carabao cup finals is up there with the worst combination in the game

WONDERFUL!

KEPA!!!! You absolute beauty!!

"There will not be an asterisk against Chelsea's achievements..." (Martin Samuel, Sunday Times).

Everton's biggest win over us since 1987. Utterly clueless.

We lost the title but fans were proud of the team because they showed guts, pride, character. Together, to the end, proud, elite. This is what Chelsea can be. Even when we don’t win.

@tim_rolls Thanks for posting, Tim. Just listened to it. Very well played.

Me venting my frustration to Rob Green on @BBCRadioLondon a bit earlier about what's going on at Chelsea

For the hard of understanding, there was "no scenario" in which the club broke PSR Rules. Amd therefore there could be no points deduction. Amongst all the 'froth', it's quite simple really.

There is nothing new under the sun.

PSG, xG - 0.87. 5 goals.

Your Chelsea side to take on PSG! 👊 #CFC | #UCL

João Pedro (Times preview).

"Things can always get worse". (Extract from Guardian match report).

Spurs fan Jamie O'Hara is NOT happy with Tottenham Hotspur and Igor Tudor…

Sack him now, liquidate the club, rescind the Europa League trophy, just end it all

Tottenham Hotspur FC were founded in 1882, with the express purpose of providing humour to fans of every other club in world football

Just when you think Spurs can't get any worse, they get even worse. And then they get even worse after that.

@markaustintv ...and that first 15 mins is unprecedented Spursiness, Mark!

The one thing you can say for Spurs is that they are unrivalled comedy gold

In a crowded field of Spursiness, not sure we've ever seen a more Spursy 15 mins than the start to that game. Impressive!