Iain Robb

@piersmorgan I don't think you've got the cardio fitness, Piers, TBF. You'd gas out and after that I'd just be playing music on your chin like a boxing Beethoven.

Didny shite in any toaster

Murdoch's poisonous legacy Narration by @j_smithcameron

GSTK can not be the English and British national anthem. This is the crux of the issue. England is not Britain but on many fronts it either acts like it is or it’s facilitated that way. Thats disrespectful and unacceptable, it’s also not sustainable.

dying

People keep changing Les Dennis’ Wikipedia to claim that he’s actually a horse, so they’ve locked the page for vandalism.

@timeimmemorial_ @AJGlancy

This is huge

@dbeattie96 Happens tae the best of us #getwellsoonsebo

Took us aboot a year to get a taxi to DC10 n when we finally got there Sebo hits a mad wee guy badyin n forces us to leave - chance ye got

T-minus 18 hrs til am scooshed n daen absolutely everycunts nut in on the 6:15 from Glasgow to Ibiza keeeemon

Some result fur the Himshie against Norway the night

Once ye start taking pictures Wae that 0.5 zoom ye just canny stop

Moral ah the story is fuck that wee Spanish prick

On a train fae the airport in Germany an a Spanish family aw sit on the seats round aboot me n their wee boy is just left standing I move tae just stand n gee the wee boy ma seat, noo av just got up n moved the wee dicks no even sat doon n the das just put his bag on ma seat 😂😂

Well done lads 💚

That’s ma Da just back fae Germany after visiting ma wee bro in Munich, first time he’s been oot the country in 14 years, hing he’s most excited tae tell me aboot? “I got 32 Pall Mall, THIRTY TWO fags, guess how much!…10 euros!! Germanys great”

@nivenjames1 @NoContextHumans Doesn’t get the attention it deserves this sport

@NoContextHumans @Iain_Robb97

@mawisener ………man knows me

Dolly Parton - Jolene is most likely the greatest song ever made an that’s that