DANIEL MARTIN

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It’s a great day to cheer on someone who needs it. Make a point to acknowledge when you see someone doing a good job, no matter how small. Lift up someone who you see struggling. It will make their day & yours. The world needs us to be better.

DAMN IT! & just like that everyone willl be stealing my Illegal Alien eating Cats costume!

Finally saw the movie “IF”. One of the best, fun, touching, inspiring, family movies I have seen in a long time. @johnkrasinski knocked it out of the park! #imnotcryingyourecrying

I am BEYOND thrilled to announce my 1st Special will be shooting LIVE in Los Angeles Sept. 22nd! Early Access to tickets & details at: DanielMartinLIVE.com (Please share with you Cali friends!) This will be nothing short of BEYOND MAGIC & can’t thank you enough for the love!

I just watched Olympic Break Dancing! This exists! I just thought Gymnastics stepped up their floor game. #olympics2024

The best way we saw Lolla without having to go to it!

Olympics Hack: -Pick your sport of choice. -Mute it. -Play the audio from “Best In Show” with Fred Willard commentating. #ParisOlympics2024

& so begins a 20 Hour road trip to make my next show after an already nightmare weekend of travel, because of @Delta once again! At least they had the decency to let me know last minute again. #DoBetter #Travel

Meanwhile at Microsoft headquarters.. 😅

I think being a meteorologist would be a great job. People always want to hear what you have to say all while knowing you’re most likely not going to get it right.

Excited for tonight’s fireworks. Because how else will the younger generations learn who Neil Diamond & Nickelback are.

Such a fun kickoff for a brief Summer tour…thanks Texas & SM friends!

I want a sound button on top of my urn that people push to hear things I used to say. Or even better, a pull cord at the bottom and the top spins and lands on something random I would say and the sound comes out of the urn but garbled.

Not everyone is suppossed to get you & understand your vision, that’s why they will always be stuck. All of those “no’s” are preparing you for when the time is right for the “yes”. When it happens, it will be that much more satisfying & where you’re suppossed to be. Stay on it!

@Delta is truly failing with customer service especially Jenny at the FLL #deltaskyclub I spend way to much time & money for my team & I to be quoted “policy” on a whim & being incredibly disrespected. I would rather fly Spirit then give #Delta another dime. #DoBetter #Travel

“Dad” is a title that is earned, not given. Happy Father’s Day to all those who earn that title daily! *also, friends that have “ex’s” they don’t like. It’s great to text them randomly “Happy Father’s Day” and let them stew…

I know Taco Bell is the Shein of food but I don’t even care. Ding.

Interviewer: I have never seen anyone do what you do. How do you come up with your material. Me: Usually a bottle of wine.