Jack Boot

The time my bongos caught fire. It was terrible. No one would help and the more frantically I tried to put them out the louder everyone cheered.

Trumps said they've had productive conversations with the Iranians leading to a temporary halt to planned US military strikes. The Iranians say these talks never happened. The entire world knows who's lying.

To the Christian rapture preppers who support Netanyahu and the Palestinian genocide, here's who you are in league with. He tells you Genghis Khan was more powerful than Jesus. youtube.com/shorts/as1Tz58…

@Suzierizzo1 Fetterman --> brain damage from stroke --> Republican. RFK Jr. --> brain worms --> Republican.

Who agrees? 👇👇👇

@jhbvegas @Suzierizzo1 Fetterman ---> brain damage from stroke ---> Republican. RFK Jr. ---> brain worms ---> Republican.

@Suzierizzo1 So, your saying, having a little common sence, means you can't be a democrat

Was I a hep-cat? Guilty as charged. I can't remember who those crazy chicks were. They might have been my sisters.

Trump: Whew! I was worried Barron was going to look like Stormy Daniels. Epstein: It doesn't work that way Donny.

@teacher_mom03 Excellent work. Mine is 22 now and I miss that little blonde head.

Sometimes a little hair styling (with butterflies & flowers) makes a struggling student feel confident & smile! 🦋🌸#beagoodhuman 💗 The little things sometimes make a big difference! 🩷🩷🩷

Tragedy: Everyone dies. Comedy: They turn off the cameras before everyone dies.

@Ackthp *coughs twice* "Uhh, maybe we replace "rat" with "broad-spectrum."

@IamJackBoot Yelling "This poison was proven effective... IN RATS" then chugging the bottle in front of an FDA building

The other name for rat poison is poison.

Make sure you file your taxes. Pete Hegseth is asking Congress for another $200,000,000,000 to further fund Trump and Netanyahu's war of choice without end. They can always depend on working class Americans to cough it up for their violent games.

@marklevinshow The lordosis behavior of the North American Levin.

Mr. President: I am beyond humbled by your words and graciousness in writing such a beautiful note and sharing it on Truth Social. I am honored that you took the time to write it. Your courage, strength, and moral clarity are truly unparalleled. And your leadership has made our country and the world much safer. Both you and what you are doing deserve our support. And I will not be intimidated or bow to threats. Through your insight and steady hand, America has been made great again. It is an enormous honor to know you as my family and I do and call you, Mr. President, our friend. You're one of a kind. Truly remarkable. Please be safe and God bless.

I hated the Bush administration but even at their worst there was some minimum level of competency and outward appearance that there were adults in the room. We don't even have that now. Everything going wrong with Trump's war was predictable and he was warned. He ignored it.

What the hell happened to this guy? He calls himself a democrat….what possessed him to have his lips surgically attached to Trump’s ass?

BREAKING 🚨 Barron Trump rushed to the hospital with acute bone spurs.

How do you know if you've won a war if you don't know why you started it?

Isreal is toxic and dangerous to the health of the US. Their dreams of regional hegemony will get everyone killed.

@KendalPeters11 Indeed.

@IamJackBoot The Board of Peace got bored of peace....

They promised no more wars. Then they changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War and ran us off to war. Who could have seen that coming?