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Classick ati mowa amamwera peer pressure munthu ali ndi zaka 30 chakuti 😭

A lot of Malawians love Capitalism only when it favours them. Ambiri timaoda dress K15,000 mu bello and sell it pa Facebook pamtengo wa K50,000 Kuoda nsapatazo za kaunjika K30,000 and sell K80,000 But when Petrol price goes up, they start gunning for socialism

Someone is complaining that the minibus is small and the conductor says “ikamenya bump timakwanamo” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Chimandiwaza content ya Sunday Soirée imakhala ndi familiar faces. Munthu oti wapita koyamba camera imakudumpha, mmene wayambira kuwonera ma highlights kuti uzione ayi tele, akudulapo 😂👏

Mwina mutachepetsa kumangoonela Premier League & Keeping Up With Kardashians & follow a bit of global news & geopolitics because we know you can’t read a book understand. Maybe you’d appreciate the current fuel pricing in Malawi & that we don’t import fuel from Ukraine.

Mukakhala ndi ti ma change kumagulako tima charger. China chaku ganyu, china pakhomo china mu bag choyenda nacho. Osayiwala powerbank ☺️

Kuona WhatsApp Status, Caption ya Old Age siyisowa.🤣

Gang, are we sure the manufacturers of Nyika bottled water want us to open their water?

A homie was confronted by his landlord for bringing too much girls to the house. To save himself, he lied that he is gay & the girls are just his friends. Now my worry is; I think the landlord sees me differently now. Because I'm also always there😑.

John Chilionnaire!?? Since when my brother!?😂🤣🙌🙌

😂😂😂akaka Mikozi yapha🙌

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Clemjay after eating his lunch without posting on twitter

I am on an alcohol break from January to September. However, If Netanyahu is confirmed dead, I will break the sobriety to drink to that!

Supper. In loving memory of ClemJay

If you're selling something and ukufunadi chigulidwe mwachangu go ku Facebook, Been posting something here for some weeks Lero I just convinced myself to try FB,Katundu wavaya within 2 hours😂😂

Ndili ku primary ndinagwira ka nkaladi kenakake, Kanabwera padheni kuzacheza tinakapelekeza kwawo around 7 usiku, unfortunately timadusa pamanda penapake, on my way back mix pamatchuka ndizaufiti ndinavula zovala ndikusenza pamutu, kukumana ndi anthu amathawa ndiwowo🤣🙌

The way people are quoting Kumaliketi's tweet to win this, you can tell anthu ambiri pamudzi pano mavuzi akuwazunza.

I remember @achemicals9 arguing that what Kondwani Kachamba was teaching thousands of people at BICC back in 2023/2024 would not materialize and the whole TL went against him. I don’t know which side I was but, Master, forgive us 🙏😂

What does this fat guy tell our president anyway??