Onyeje Udochukwu M

@d_ocheido Happy birthday to the man of not just your dreams but reality.... A solid man indeed. May he experience continually, the dew of heaven, the fatness of the earth and may he always have plenty of corn and wine!

My G Bestest guy in the world Thank you for always saying “Ochanya i Dey for you” Thank you for always helping me do chores even though you hate to wash plates😂 Thank you for planning William’s college degree even when he was still in the belle. Me I was thinking cute outfits and you were thinking Harvard 😂 Thank you for always reminding me of my own projects Like “Ochanya have you set a reminder for your program” Thank you for being the best strategist I have ever seen. Ideas choke💥 Thank you for thinking I am the best chef in the world. I mean I know I am but I love that you think so too Thank you for being a solid man even in hard days. Your famous “let’s go there” is all the ginger I need to brave any storm Thank you for always saying “na small thing Ochanya. You fit run am” You’ve made me double and triple my vision because you think I’m so smart I love you now and always I celebrate you now and always I’ll chose you now and always See me in private for your gift🌝

Happy birthday Òkè m, I love you and I will keep choosing you. Thank you for almost 12years of solid friendship and 7months of marriage. Your love and honour for me these many years have constantly been on steroids. I'm super attracted to you and will go any length for you.

@PeterObi Where you go, we go!

Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@OurFavOnlineDoc Somebody cannot play wth you??😂😂😂😂

8-time Olympic medalist Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce went to her son’s school sports day and ran against other moms. Then this happened 😂 Imagine doing this at 39years old

@aya__R7 Very apt, Camavinga was just being plain stupid

مشجع مدريدي يقيم اللاعبين شوفوا تقيم كامافينجا 😭😭😭💀

@KomugishaPeace The real GOAT of her school😂😂😂

When you are in every mistake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

@justmercy__ He wasn't obviously ready for the long term commitment, he wanted to be free enough to perch around while still in a relationship forgetting that relationship is meant to be exclusive. Don't change who you are cos some silly person didn't appreciate it. Keep loving wholeheartedly

I dated this guy for almost two years, and I was deeply in love with him. Whenever we had a fight, I wouldn’t eat until we made up. If he raised his voice during an argument, I’d end up crying like a baby. One evening, he sent me a long message saying he couldn’t continue the relationship because I loved him too much and he didn’t like that. He also said I was too emotional for his liking. That night, I could barely breathe. It took me over a year to finally get over him, but I did. So apparently, I lost a relationship for loving too much lol. What do men even want? I’m still confused.

Fashola is alive, go and ask him. I gave him my official car to campaign for Chris Ngige, even though he was running against me-Peter Obi

@tayoainafilms They should have just fined Senegal or order a rematch, this is absolute trash. Even Morocco gan, the win no go sweet for them cos Senegal don take all the glory and the monetary benefits that come with it

I want to win in life, but never like this. x.com/FabrizioRomano…

@aproko_doctor I heard the voice ooo, twas my wife's voice. I struggle with appearing "Irresponsible" Now i can't let the baggy trouser go, God abegggg 😂😂😂🤭

In your 30's, you'll hear a voice telling you to choose baggy trousers. Obey it

@BwalaDaniel Shameful, very shameful, this press statement just made things worse!

PRESS STATEMENT In the last 24 hours, social media has exploded over my interview with Mehdi Hassan, albeit with varied opinions. Let me set the record straight. When I signed on to the privileged job granted to me by Mr. President, I was well aware of its implications. Selling ice cream, looking fine, and seeking the praises of men were never part of it. Some of the fiercest critics of my interview can not even stand local TV anchors. But the task of promoting and defending the President and his administration is what I do with ease and joy. I am prepared to appear before any interviewer, anywhere in the world, any day and at any time, to defend this government and its policies. I have never, and will never, subscribe to ducking or dodging interviews on matters that concern promoting and defending the administration I was appointed to serve. It is the least of what is required of me. Head to Head contacted me requesting an interview, stating that they wanted to challenge our government on security, the economy, and corruption. Nowhere in our almost six months of communication did they mention that they were going to challenge my past. If that had been their plan, ethically and professionally, they were supposed to inform me so I could prepare my response. But that’s okay, ethically, that is on them, not on me. I refused to swallow the pill of Mehdi’s “opposition research-style journalism,” and even today, if you carefully compare what he read as quotes from organisations and groups, you will see that many were inaccurate and some were outright fake news. But I will leave that for another day. As for what I said about President Tinubu in the past, I am glad those were things I said when I was in the opposition saddle with such zeal. It is all politics. Half of Donald Trump’s cabinet is made up of people who once spoke against him, and quite a number of people in our own cabinet also spoke against President Tinubu in the past. Those things do not bother him if you care to know. The majority of the naysayers are members of the opposition and their sympathisers. It does not bother me one bit. Their temporary excitement over the interview has not lasted and will not last, because it does not take away their obvious problem of lack of vision, mission in conducting and managing a political party; yet they seek to manage Nigeria. Clearly they have no path to victory and no alternative policies or program for the Nigerian people. And if they say they do, they can as well go to head to head and be interrogated on that; as the saying in Hausa goes “Ga fili Ga doki” I conclude by thanking the many Nigerians and non-Nigerians who sent in their commendations over my brave defence of our government in an interview where the anchor would hardly let you answer a question unless it suited his narrative. I still have admiration and respect for Mehdi Hassan as arguably the best debater on the planet. I look forward to part two of the Head to Head interview, and I am glad that by then questions about my past will no longer be news so that we can focus on our administration’s policies, programs and what we have achieved so far. Stay tuned. – D.H Bwala Special Adviser to President on Media and Policy Communication (State House) Saturday March 7, 2026

One of the best moments ever since I became a Manchester United fan!!

@QueenMancunian True facts only

Stubborn Amorim didn’t change his tactics but selling BABY SIIIIUUUUU to Chelsea and replacing him with CUNHA is one of his biggest achievements He changed our lives 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rev. Kesiena Esiri addresses this tattoo controversy & brings balance to it in just 3 minutes… Let God be true & every man be a liar. We should stop deceiving ourselves. My stance hasn’t changed & it remains so

I won't be surprised when this becomes the reality...

@QueenMancunian It's gonna happen, like a dream

God what’s this dream you’ve been showing thy servant every night na Is this a sign?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SpiricocoNg Asherrrrr

Say you listen to Dunsin Oyekan without saying you listen to him 😅😅

@Row_Haastrup Very creative!!!

I enjoyed this 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Churches are really getting creative

@InexorablesoG Of all the memes I have seen from the hame last night, this is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@_nseobong This was soo funny to watch.🤣🤣🤣

The chaos that comes with football Omo 😂😂😂