Maxine

Friends who know when to stop joking>>>>>

Me 7 days before my period

It’s important for your husband to fear you just a little bit. No partner of yours should be able to comfortably speak in this manner in public and still be bold enough to come home.

It’s very important to decide to be happy the moment you wake up, do not dwell into things you have no control over.

A bad manager can sabotage an employee’s whole career. And it happens more than you think.

Hair & Makeup department obv.......

Touching mad funds is therapeutic.

He’s not having a hard time. He just doesn’t care.

They should separate the two girls that came with banana and groundnut to go combine and eat together ...since they are besties in monkeying around. 😡

Men are always very understanding of their deadbeat dads

Bellybutton going to tell you every time

When you break down the ROI on male attention, you'll realise it's not even that serious. - 90% of those who approach you don't mean you well. Straight up. - Half of the remaining 10% are nothing to write home about. - The remaining 5% may be worth spending your time with, but from spending time with that 5%, you'll realise half of them are not what they initially present as. So you're essentially left with maybe 2 to 3% of this 'male attention' that would truly be worth your time and effort. So why is that something to define yourself by? Make it make sense please.

Not a parent, but I do feel like I've watched one example of this in real time working in childcare: -Child struggles with something -Parent immediately swoops in and helps, despite the kid not even asking for help -Next time the kid doesn't struggle as long, and just looks to the parent to fix it This often happens with things kids SHOULD struggle through (holding chalk, getting dolls' clothes on, building blocks) that kids need to learn for developmental reasons It feeds the parent's ego because they get to save the day, but over time the kid learns not to even try to solve their own problems, and that their success is someone else's responsibility The parents who tell their kids "You don't need me, you've got this" end up with the grittier kids

12 months of the national minimum wage is ₦840,000. Average total cost to pack into a basic self-contain in a safe area is ₦1 million. Even if you fast for 365 days, you still can’t afford shelter. The math is tragic.

Kids. Children are not allowed to have a childhood anymore. Children are having adult worries. Children are fleeing from terrorists.

Please do not be silent! Continue to speak about those kidnapped children! Please! I beg you. I beg each and every one of you reading this. Please

I went to secondary school in Barkin Ladi 20 years ago. This is what SS1 - 3 boys were doing, night shifts in the blistering cold. I did it too. My mates in Oyo were sleeping or studying. I’ve watched this shit deteriorate in real time. Barkin Ladi now looks nothing like it did when I graduated 14 years ago. I went to the same junction we used to buy stuff during outings last year & I was shaking. They don’t speak the same language. Crisis after crisis. Slowly, the people who used to till those lands are now doing menial jobs in the south. The names of the villages have changed. The senator representing that region was killed few days after I graduated when he attended a mass funeral of people who were massacred by the Fulanis who now occupy their homes. 14 years ago guys. Trying to raise awareness about this state-backed conquest feels like screaming under water. Few months ago, my aunt in mangu came to ask for money to trade cause she can’t farm anymore. Their farms were attacked 3 years ago. They wouldn’t dare go back. For more than 10 years, we’ve had internally displaced persons from Borno living in our house, after my mother took them in. They only go back to their so-called homes for funerals. 3 brilliant kids; Elizabeth, Margaret and Grace (named after my now late mother for her benevolence). The dad does security work, the mom cleans. Who knows what they could’ve made of themselves back home? I do, they’d have been compost for aliens. It always starts small then it spirals out of control. We’ve seen all kinds of terror. I wish they just came and shot people but that’s not fun enough. Bullets are for runners. They’ll slice pregnant women open to kill their fetuses. They’ll feed women their kid’s fingers. They burn people alive, hack them with machetes. When people try to defend themselves, that’s when soldiers come in. They call it farmer-herder clashes. They say cattle was rustled. Cattle was rustled? That’s why you renamed my village and put 200 people in a mass grave ? I remember @YarKafanchan saying that she wept after the 2015 elections cause she knew her people would die like flies & then what happened in southern kaduna? When people talk, they say where’s the evidence? But what about the bodies? Dying is a morbid thing to be skilled at but boy, we have experience. We’ve seen “strategists” platform them and defend all manner of wrongdoing on the alter of political correctness. Omoh, let me just stop here.

"You look sad lately" If na you never figure out your life at this age, you go dey happy?

A teacher was beheaded,NUT aren’t protesting. Nigerian Ministry of Education aren't going on strike. How much did government give you to shut you up?

He can start by giving back what he stole from Nigeria.