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Porsche Night in Orlando and my unique take on it facebook.com/10000396451573…

@daniellloyd1 This should be the new forfeit for the looser in any GCN challenge. Whatever next ah, Simon getting long cow print socks over his ankles ! Alelx wakes up to find his dura ace box is really tiagra …

I'm not sure I can continue watching this sport if Vingegaard wins with bib tights over his jersey. And yes, I know, I won't be missed.

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Listen to & watch this spectacular musical journey, by Miniatur Wunderland in Hamburg, Germany 🚂🎶

@GeraintThomas86 @Pinarello_com @INEOSGrenadiers @RideShimano It reminds me of a snowy Christmas.

I’ve ridden some incredible Pinarellos over the years… But this might just be my favourite 👌 Grazie @Pinarello_com 🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🙏

@StvCr @sniffpetrol Probably better in stilettos ;-)

@sniffpetrol Don’t miss this. I’m not going to. Richard Porter is brilliance on legs

As you might know, every so often the British Motor Museum raises money by holding an evening with someone interesting. Unfortunately, next month all the interesting people were busy so I'm doing it. britishmotormuseum.co.uk/whats-on/an-ev…

@tobytarrant Thanks Toby. I shall try and find somewhere to watch it here in Florida. Cheers pal.

What an absolutely perfect film. Beautiful and really, really, really funny. Go and see it! 🍿

Worth the 6 minutes watch. Not sure who this guy is but he’s good. Question is, could there be a ‘good’ or ‘logical’ reason for data harvesting (from a government) on this scale?

@HillF1 Dampness always shows those with a cut above driving skills.

Silenced a few critics today. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #f1

@daniellloyd1 It’s right up there with Goldfingers in Prague.

The Tour de France really is the greatest show on earth, isn't it?! I absolutely love this sport. The three best weeks of the year about to kick off. #letourdefrance

@sniffpetrol They are quite fascinating. For example, I have pondered how fast can they travel before they start being buffetted into a less than round shape…

Apologies to anyone reading the new issue of evo. My column is what happens when you forget to write anything until two days before the mag goes to print and have to cobble something together in 20 minutes while filming a TV show. Absolute nonsense.

My old neighbour tells me that in the old days there were Milkmen who every morning drove an Electric Vehicle & delivered milk in glass bottles with foil caps & who would pick up the empty bottles. This is the greenest thing I have ever heard! Why did we stop this?

@daniellloyd1 Me too. It’s great. If I fancy a beer I have some Athletic Brewing beers in the fridge. I’m eating more chocolate biscuits though.

Who else is doing dry January? How are you finding it?

@EnductionHour @sniffpetrol @Carpervert That’s funny. Very clever sir.

@sniffpetrol @Carpervert Idea for a TV programme: Jonny Smith and Richard Porter buy a tatty Honda and drive it back from California to Swindon. Working title: Smith and Sniff in Their Element

On our way to day two of Rennspowataaaah @Carpervert is magnetically drawn to a Honda Element on steelies.

@Andrew_Frankel Put some lipstick on it ;-)

Just signed a pig. As you do.

@OutOfCycling @si_richardson

@AlexBrundle You use a fishing net if you don’t have a passenger. Worked for me. Or go through tolls backwards.

World class quotes from a passenger who will remain nameless on a trip from Nurburgring to the Dolomites. ‘This ‘Ausfahrt’ place is massive there have been signs for miles’ ‘Weird how they put the tolls on the passenger side, what if you don’t have a passenger’

278,000 fans visited Le Mans for the 2023 MotoGP FrenchGP - needless to say it was one chaotic campsite 👀 @matoxley #MotoGP #lemans

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@daniellloyd1 This calls for a drinking competition. Imagine that Strava for drinking…..

Vintage KOM stolen. Reward offered for retrieval.