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@neil_robertson Any chance you can do me a favor and vote for this? Kiwi Taxi to WIN TaxiAd2012'! goo.gl/txG6G #KiwiTaxi

@AHarvey24 Any chance you can do me a favor and vote for this? Kiwi Taxi to WIN TaxiAd2012'! goo.gl/txG6G #KiwiTaxi

@Matty_P82 Any chance you can do me a favor and vote for this? Kiwi Taxi to WIN TaxiAd2012'! goo.gl/txG6G #KiwiTaxi

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#ParaphrasedLiverpoolStatement Suarez's great gran once lived next door to a woman who owned a black dog so he can't possibly be racist.

"Luis Suarez has never refused to wear Liverpool's black away kit, therefore he is not a racist" #ParaphrasedLiverpoolStatement

Personalised advent calendar, just how I role.

@LeanneWebster I'm guessing that was there attempt at ringing the bell.

@LeanneWebster hope your okay, had some kids smash my window earlier, Halloween is the shitest celebration ever.

First trick or treater dealt with. Apparently opening the door holding a kitchen knife is too scary!

Need a white wig, a cigar and a track suit to finish of my Halloween look.

tweet of the day twitpic.com/761gcu (via @ThePoke)

@EGLacrosse I'd be up for a new hoodie.

International travel tip no. 1: If you can't carry the bag it's not carry on.

1st there was Ali G, then Borat, then Bruno. The new character is "Lord Monckton" youtube.com/watch?feature=… Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius.

Never upset your copywriter... RT @Colvinius: Caption-writer goes rogue. Click through these before they're taken down: colv.in/q4umev

@AHarvey24 yep everything moved in today.

Is now a resident of Guildford, does that make me a Guildfordite?