Ian ˙𐃷˙ | Ice bear of EDTWT

@mcusnoopy What is it

Bloods thicker than water but cums thicker than blood

@IanKitten Their propaganda is working

I low-key wanna join the Marines

@MeaowieMeaowMew I never had to deal with an other parent so you had it worse than me but I get it bro

@IanKitten REAL i lowk used to hide from my mom while she was screaming b throwing shir bc she knew my dad was cheating n we were lowk just sitting on the floor giggling talking to all rhese other women

I was highkey friends w all of my dads side hos i used to be on call w them

@MeaowieMeaowMew Oml tho, why did you put me on the phone with one of the men you use to get money out of I’m 5 bro 😭✌️

@IanKitten It just hit jow freaky all of that is fym were bros w everyones side bitches💔💔

GET ON THAT POLE🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

Claudia if abusing the hidden tweet feature to tell me some crazy bullshit was a job:

@IanKitten stop running from this DIH

@Claukolai He’s right behind me isn’t he…

I just be oomfing up anybody bc why are you yumeing bill Clinton

@Claukolai That should NOT be oomf

@IanKitten That's... Oomf? Apparently?

@silicalicorn Interesting

@IanKitten 🤤 i use the cinnamon rice in savory applications 99% of the time tho

is it weird that i put cinnamon in my rice

@Claukolai You GOTTA tell me

@IanKitten This theory genuinely insane twin to the point you'd think im joking but I'm DEAD ASS

Guys i got an absolutely crazy theory that you guys would fucking HATE me for but its fucking true you guys are just BLIND and UNEDUCATED and fucking BRAINWASHED

@Claukolai Shoot bro, I’m curious