Ian stenhouse

"@SteveStfler: drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk." @TertiusChicago @lovepeace010

Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.

"I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "what...?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant hey.."

"@yvettR123: Happy 420 @vivz114 @Daniel_Ochse @Corniel1990"@FransHugo7 @IanProppie @JeanBlokkies @TertiusChicago

But bruhhh how the fuck is a mango gonna kill me? 😭😭😭😂😂😩

That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying.@nadia_ackerman

I painted my laptop black in hopes that it would run faster..... Now it doesn't work...@lovepeace010 @Amor_neethling @nadia_ackerman

A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain @lovepeace010 @Amor_neethling. @TertiusChicago

There are only 2 types of honest people in this world..... - Small children and - Drunk people.

Girls with tattoos are perfect

Teacher: "How old is your father?" Boy: "As old as me." Teacher: "How can that be?" Boy: "He became a father only when I was born?

Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha." Me: 20 x 0 = 0@lovepeace010 @nadia_ackerman

How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both."@lovepeace010 @TertiusChicago@JeanBlokkies ters di meeste!!!!

Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know I love booze.@lovepeace010

gaan n ding laf skut by @Alien_Safari #masquedball ☺☺ ..@Daniel_Ochse @JeanBlokkies @TertiusChicago @IanProppie @Mareekotze

"When I was kid, my social network was called "outside" @IanProppie @TertiusChicago @Mareekotze @vivz114 @neilbrown24 @WaynevDeventer

"How old is your baby?” “28 months.” “Bitch, don’t make me do math!"@jeannemarie07 @lovepeace010 @JeanBlokkies @nadia_ackerman @Louwi101

Alles gaan op! Die prys van kos is op! Die rentekoers is op! Die petrol is op! My geld is op! ☹ hahaha @nadia_ackerman @IanProppie

#deffies @JeanBlokkies

There are five types of fear. 1. terror 2: panic 3. 14 missed calls from mom 4: username or password is incorrect 5. we need to talk