Ian Landis

Those who follow me here & are friends/close connects, here’s my BlueSky: @ ianranen.bsky.social Will be switching to that & letting it take place of my Twitter app bc I rarely get on here, but want to keep up with everyone I’ve missed dearly. 🫶 Can’t wait to reconnect!

Just doing some lite morning googling and figured out that the same year that the weasel chewed through the proton collider cable in Switzerland—is also the year that Bowie died—so honestly I think that really just is the reason for *gestures broadly* ALL THIS SHIT.

I still can’t believe it. My professor I majored in cinematography under shot the original BEETLEJUICE. Having 2° of separation from such a legend as O’Hara is something I don’t take lightly. Even then; he couldn’t speak more highly of her, and in his eyes it shown to us all.

Sorry I’m not in much anymore. The world is on fire, my heart hurts, creativity is fucking hard right now but I do miss you all dearly. I think about everyone I have talked with & connected with here. I think about y’all a lot. Sending all my best these difficult days. ❤️

ICE are the Gestapo. They just don’t use Lugers to execute innocent people in broad daylight anymore.

@jayson_smiley Happy (belated) Birthday my dude!! All the best and well wishes man 🤘🍾🥂

MY BIRTHDAY DINNER #55: I know you’d rather see my lady than me. Sidebar: the bull pays homage to Ferran Adrià, José Andrés mentor at El Bulli. Ps… There’s the bill AFTER me getting comped on a bunch’a shit for my birthday bc I’ve met José and met the GM. 😂

If I’m ever a rockstar, please don’t throw undergarments at me. Please throw airplane bottles of vodka. Thanks!

Only on here because my flight radar app group said someone got a helicopter leaving the White House…. Running to Twitter because fuck me if IT IS happening—this week I’m fucking DRRRRRRINKING!!!!

Y’ALL WERE LYING ABOUT THE ZOMBIE DICKS in 28 YEARS LATER 98% of those zombies have dicks—that ONE—HAS A FUCKING BAT. That thing is a whole ass fucking weapon. I’m pretty sure that thing has its own Post Code. Also I’m alive and popped in to tweet about zombie dong. 😂😅

New fave shirt came in!! Might wear it to the show tonight. 😈 Probably gonna have some Elno cuckboys argue with me but IDGAF their word holds as much as a wet Cheeto used as a deadbolt.

Being a writer means typing in “hteasuraus” and clicking the first link because you have to keep the train of thought so spelling can wait and you know Google can decipher messages from a caveman.

Give em Ghost and let them be mad. I’d LOOOOVE to see Papa fuck with the righties the entire time and play Twenties.

And yes, sadly I have been in a situation where I was in someone else’s house for a film shoot in Virginia & they had a hunting room full of Nazi memorabilia. Let me say as someone of minorities groups, that was the most uncomfortable fucking situation I’ve ever been in.

I’m done giving the benefit of the doubt to people in these times. If you’re a fanboy of anyone in power (or shouldn’t be *coughs Fusk *coughs* I’m just gonna fully assume you’ve got death rings and Hitler youth knives stashed in a Hunting room somewhere.

Going forth, at any event with the national anthem, my ass will be seated for it.

Funny how the gun nuts shut up real fast about their shit being taken away in fear of government overreach after this current admin took over. I must say, those ammosexual “Alpha male” fundies really laid down like dogs in heat willing to get fucked by Trump & his Broligarchy.

I will now be calling Fusk the “Battery Operated Court Jester” from now on.

@JoeFavalaro I’m so so sorry for your loss. He looks absolutely magnificent in this photo. Rest easy Winston.

Had to say goodbye to a good boy today. Winston, best friend a guy could ever want. 22 years young. What a life he had.

The true snowflake sheeple of the country. A toxic flock following a sullied shepherd.

Meta/Insta making us follow the you-know-whos is somehow way worse than when U2 put their album on all our phones.