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Everyone blows up at 20. I think you just figure out how to manage it after a few races.

Contrary to convention, I encourage first time marathoners to succumb to the adrenaline and fly through their first half. Gonna blow up at 20 anyway, and there’s just no way to manage a smart race your first time. My fastest was my first because I didn’t know any better.

@bethanyshondark I don't feel a shred of bad for him.

I honestly still feel bad for him. This is a kid who was never made to work or feel gratitude. Never forced to learn how to make it right when he hurt someone.

@armano Mine is coming in 6 weeks. Same place as you. Happy birthday amigo.

I turn 55 today. I thought about opening with the joke about not looking a day over 45. Nobody believes those anyway. So here’s the honest version. There’s more time behind me now than ahead of me. That does something to a person. It can make you more deliberate, more intentional, more self-aware. At least it did for me. I reflect more. I weigh more tradeoffs. I think about what I’d do differently, and what I’d do exactly the same. Oftentimes I find it’s a healthy mix of both, and so I thought I’d put some of that into words. Here are 55 things I’ve learned in 55 years: open.substack.com/pub/davidarman…

I hope he spends the rest of his life behind bars. Garbage human.

You won’t find many better live performances than this version of “It’s My Life” by Talk Talk.

If this story interests you I think you need a long talk with a professional

Whole Foods needs a normie aisle with like regular ketchup and Lays potato chips.

She’s tapped into a fundamental truth a lot of us have known forever: coastal pundits, consultants and media have zero clue what an actual American is.

Never seen a player with more torque

@defective_spoon I’ve got two (borderline 3) instances of this happening to to me. Was so incredibly unsettling.

hung out w this dude like 5 times over the course of 2 months…… only got worse from here

@jmitchem As do I. But she made it like Cash and I were the burden.

@IanSohn I feel bad for people with reactive dogs. I’ve had so many. It’s incredibly nice to have two shepherds now who are not.

Only person in the dog park when I walk in announces to - at - me: “My dog is reactive, so I guess we’ll have to leave if you REALLY want to come in.” She left.

It’s going to be the best NBA Twitter season ever.

I will watch clips of this man until the day I die. No one better. Ever. Period. Hard stop.

75% of the movies I’ve seen in my life have been here.

"Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play." Willie Nelson with one of my favorite lines ever.

RIP, Bobby. I came to The Dead later in life — and so grateful I did.