Ian Stratton

Remember when Reform UK's Robert Jenrick was Minister of State for Immigration and he was boasting about procuring even more hotels than Reform UK's Suella Braverman did for illegal migrants?👇

@SouthernRailUK impressive that you can run a train advertising that it’s going to caterham from London Bridge and only realising when you get to Purley Oaks that it’s too long to go past Purley.

We are deeply saddened that our Chairman Bruce Muirhead has passed away. He will be greatly missed by so many at Crystal Palace FC and among the football community in general. As a Dsa we will miss his enthusiasm, ideas and humour. Our thoughts are with Paula and Ethan

@RichSCawley That’s a shock. Really sad news. I enjoyed freelancing and supplying photographs there for a few years a while ago. Sad to see such a good newspaper close. Hope you get hired again soon

Really sad news. South London Press is no more. Want to thank everyone who has helped the paper on the sports side. Will look to put a few tweets out at some point but equally worried that I will miss out on people who have been incredibly supportive.

Palace fans, help create unforgettable memories for children in need! The Crystal Palace Supporters Children's Charity needs to raise £6k for disabled, disadvantaged & bereaved kids to experience @CPFC matches safely. Please donate & spread the word! ❤️💙 go.cpfcdsa.uk/cpsccfundraiser

@CPFC WIN a shirt signed By FA Cup Finalists Crystal Palace & help the Crystal Palace Supporters Children's Charity Email your silent auction bid to info@cpscc.org.uk with your name & contact details Bidding closes at 9pm 16th may 2025 More about CPSCC - go.cpfcdsa.uk/cpscc

Help the Crystal Palace Supporters Children's Charity bring smiles to local children! The CPSCC needs to raise £6k for disabled, disadvantaged & bereaved kids to enjoy @CPFC matches in a safe setting. Every donation counts—let’s make it happen together! go.cpfcdsa.uk/cpsccfundraiser

Up at the Oval today for a bit of cricket. Lovely weather for it.

@NickFerrariLBC the lack of desks for Civil servants compared to the number of staff is due to a hot-desking policy that was put in place several years ago to cut down on office costs. There was never enough desk space for the 60% policy when Rees-Mogg started it a few years ago

On the way to a job, tried a quick #eclipse photo with some ND filters held in front of my phone camera. Had a quick look & thought that's a shame the sun is just blown out & there's flare in the shot. Then I looked closely & l've actually got 2 Suns in the photo?!?

Gaza, the prelude of the end of humanity. We have been watching a live streamed genocide for 14 months, while our political leaders have clapped hands to it. Never in my life will I get over this horror alternative reality. A never ending black mirror episode.

Heading home after representing @cpfcdsa at @lpftweets Level Playing Field South Forum held at @WestHam's London Stadium #AccessForAll ⚒️

@andygib263 @BBCNews bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan… William and Kate make hands-on visit to County Durham farm They were taken on a tour of the cattle, calving and lambing sheds by the family-run farm's owners, Clare Wise and Stewart Chapman.

@BBCNews Her parents live on the farm in a second cottage. Intrigued why her husband isn’t part owner. 3 lovely daughters, when old enough, will me likely to receive a huge inheritance

'If I die my children will have to find £500,000' bbc.in/3UYilA2

Years ago, in the 1990s, me and my boss were looking at a client's rental accounts. He asked was I sure about the mortgage repayments. I said I had checked them with the bank. "They can't be less than the rent," he said, "That never happens. Not on a 90% mortgage." Seems like...

Kemi Badenoch picking her new cabinet reminds me of that tub of Quality Street. When its finally your turn to pick, all that's left are coffee creams and scores of empty wrappers. Mark Francois being the coffee cream, & Chris Philp being the empty wrapper.

Crimestoppers - Financial highlights 2023/2024 Revenue has again grown, rising by 10% to £7.8m. The surplus of £411k has again been used to strengthen free reserves, which have risen to £2.4m. crimestoppers-uk.org/about-the-char… Not exactly a poor charity - one employee paid over £160k

After our win against Spurs @cpfc legend @JohnSalako speaks about our Sponsored Cycle Ride. We’re raising funds for sensory packs for use at Selhurst Park. Please donate now at go.cpfcdsa.uk/cycledonate24 Please RT ❤️💙

Apparently Suella needed to send them to her home email so she could view documents on one screen and type while viewing another. Wouldn’t you just get another display to plug in to the laptop like when you’re in the office?

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