Ian Visible 👀

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Apprentice

"Hailey, we've got a modelling job for you!" "Oh yes? Vogue? Elle? Fashion week?" "None of them. Listen, are you any good at looking like you're about to be hit by a train?"

@The_DailyGallop @joemill36846262 Sorry, I had no idea that you was a qualified lawyer and medical doctor.

@Ian_Visible @joemill36846262 She was a stupid idiot interfering with the authorities. You can’t fix stupid especially those with TDS.

Over three decades later, we are committed to holding those accountable for the murders of four brave Americans: Carlos Costa, Armando Alejandre Jr., Mario de la Peña, and Pablo Morales. For the first time in nearly 70 years, senior leadership of the Cuban regime has been charged in the United States for alleged acts of violence resulting in the deaths of American citizens. @POTUS and this @TheJusticeDept are committed to restoring a simple principle: if you kill Americans, we will pursue you. No matter who you are. No matter what title you hold.

Wurzel Gummidge just skanking with The Beat 😀

Ordering a McDonald's sausage and egg muffin at 11.01am.

@joemill36846262 @DAGToddBlanche *shot. Obvs.

@joemill36846262 @DAGToddBlanche What about the ICE agents who shit two citizens in MN?

@andreww1967 @aclockworkmonk

I'm a cat teabagging Stan account now.

@pipterino A load of bolos! Have you also noticed that every man seems to have facial hair of some description?

saw people unironically wearing cowboy hats yesterday and those weird little ties that look like shoelaces

BREAKING: President Trump is caught on camera trying to sexually assault himself.

Your Nan's dog eating a sherbet lemon.

That time when the Incredible Hulk got high on LSD 😵‍💫

The Trump administration has authorized the use of cyanide bombs to kill off animals on public lands.

@WendyPa72375091 @magachrchpastr But don't Australians celebrate Christmas in July? I've seen pics of Santas there in budgie smugglers and turkeys on a barbecue.

@magachrchpastr I am sorry for you ! Take up the Christmas challenge!

I attended Redecorate 250 in D.C. yesterday, and am so thankful that under President Trump's godly leadership we can say "Merry Christmas" again without the threat of reprisal, unlike under the Obama/Biden regime🙏🇺🇸

Stars In Their Eyes once gave ordinary people a chance to become someone else. Now that dream is dead, hope is dead, and my wife has left me. Alone, I sit awake refreshing X like a man waiting to hear his own name called by Matthew Kelly. He never will.

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Glad that Bulgaria won with a song about the £5m Nigel Farage gift, Bunga Bunga.#Eurovisión2026